Gazoo Quotes in The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000)

Fred Flintstone: Hey, was that an insult?

Gazoo: Well, if the shoe fits...

Barney Rubble: What's a shoe?

Gazoo: Than I guess it *was* an insult.

Gazoo: [after seeing the "Univershell" logo] Did anyone else see those big letters circling the planet?

Gazoo: I come from a planet too far for you to fathom and a civilization too advanced for you to comprehend.

Barney Rubble: Wait a minute, Fred. I bet, we get wishes!

Gazoo: Pardon?

Barney Rubble: Yeah. We let you out of the fancy bottle and now we get wishes, right?

Fred Flintstone: Yeah, Barney's right. Let's get this started. What do we have to rub?

Gazoo: Nahan, I'm not some sort of friendly cartoon Genie. And that is not a bottle, it is a spacecraft. I'm of a highly evolved alien species. I don't do funny voices, I don't sing catchy songs and i do not posess a magic carpet for your big bloated behinds to float upon! I'm here to observe your species mating rituals. Ok, Dum-Dums?

Gazoo: [watching Fred putting his arm around Wilma on the rollercoaster] Nice opening gambit lover boy. Now, close the deal so I can get off this Warren lock.

Fred Flintstone: I'm ignoring you right now.

Wilma Slaghoople: What did you say?

Fred Flintstone: I said, I'm adoring you right now.

Wilma Slaghoople: Oh Fred. That's so sweet.

Gazaam: We are sending you to a planet with virtually no civilization for you to muck up!

Gazoo: Please, no, anything but...

Gazing, Gazaam: [in unison] Earth!

Gazoo: [as he is forced into a spaceship] But wait, surely there must be others more qualified than I.

Gazaam: [slyly] Of course, but why risk losing one of them?