Gayle Sweeny Quotes in Role Models (2008)
Gayle Sweeny Quotes:
Gayle Sweeny: You know what I used to have for breakfast? Cocaine. Know what I had for lunch? Cocaine.
Wheeler: What did you have for dinner?
Danny: Was it cocaine?
Gayle Sweeny: [Appropriately hugging Martin] *This* is a perfectly acceptable hug between a little and a big.
[Hugging him from behind]
Gayle Sweeny: *This* is not.
Wheeler: Well, obviously we're not supposed to buttfuck these kids.
Gayle Sweeny: Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs.
Gayle Sweeny: Well, well, well. If it isn't Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I'm-full-of-shit?
Wheeler: In what way are we full of shit?
Danny: Which one of us has the Ph.D?
Gayle Sweeny: I know why you are here, so don't BS a BSer, Ok? Your "Presence" here, court ordered.
Danny: Why did you put presence in quotes? Are you implying that we aren't here?
Ronnie Shields: I don't wanna take my pants off.
Wheeler: What? Whoa... Whoa.
Gayle Sweeny: Alright Ronnie, that's enough.
Ronnie Shields: Bitch tried to grab my joint.
Gayle Sweeny: Language, Ronnie.
Ronnie Shields: My language is English, and this mother fucker tried to grab on my hangdown.
Wheeler: I got my own hangdown to touch, kid
Ronnie Shields: Honky ass wanted a handful of my balls.
Wheeler: Honky... that's racist.
Gayle Sweeny: Did Wheeler ever expose himself to you?
Ronnie Shields: Hell, no!
Gayle Sweeny: I'm not here to service you, I'm here to service these young boys.
Gayle Sweeny: You're standing over there, and you're standing over there, and I don't know which way is up!
Gayle Sweeny: [Playing with a hot dog] Put it back it.
Gayle Sweeny: Why don't you lay out two lines of your selfishness, which is your blow, draw the shades, take the phone off the hook, grab a straw, and snort!
Gayle Sweeny: Oh, and F.Y.I., you're playing on this girl's court now, okay? So you're playing by her rules.
Wheeler: Are you the coach?
Gayle Sweeny: I am the coach. I'm the coach and I'm the point guard, I'm the two forwards, the center, and I'm the other guard. I'm the entire organization.
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