Gavin Free Quotes in Uno: The Movie (2016)

Gavin Free: *Gavin Screaming*

Gavin Free: We all want to go home, but no one wants to lose.

Gavin Free: I'm gonna walk outside and see a bunch of Uno cards driving down the street. Cross the Uno, to get to my Uno

Gavin Free: Gonna power bomb you through a desk, Jeremy!

Lil' J: I'd like to see you try, fuckstick!

Lil' J: Oh did you throw it to me, Gav? Hey Gavin, here's looking at you!

[Throws down Reverse card]

Gavin Free: Oh thanks, Jeremy! You know what my favorite color is?

[Throws down blue Reverse card]

Gavin Free: Blue. Blue for you.

Lil' J: Oh really? You know what my favorite hand is? Yours.

[Throws down blue 7 and takes Gavin's cards]

Gavin Free: Oh... Shit...

Gavin Free: And audience, if you're still with us...

BM Vagabond: Are you fucking kidding me?

Gavin Free: All the way from the beginning...

DGgeoff: *exasperated sigh*

Gavin Free: I'm very sorry...

DGgeoff: Mood has shifted.

Gavin Free: We did not anticipate this, and it's entirely my fault.

Lil' J: Yep...

DGgeoff: AHH! I traded in my ocean for a bigger ocean.

Gavin Free: I traded in my ocean for a piss... a bowl of piss.

Lil' J: You do have a bowl of piss.

BM Vagabond: This is Titanic.

Gavin Free: Well, Titanic is like 3 hours long, Jack.

Gavin Free: I like that the world is deciding a new President as we speak, and we're playing Uno...

Gavin Free: Alright. Which one of these many cards? Oh none of them? Cool.

Lil' J: Coming back around, Jack, I really appreciate that, here's looking at you, kid.

BM Vagabond: God damn it, Jeremy. You fucked me.

Lil' J: Sure did.

BM Vagabond: Fuck!

Gavin Free: Oh No!

BM Vagabond: Yeah, that's the only thing I could fucking do!

Gavin Free: WHAT THE PAP~!

BM Vagabond: Just handed Geoff a solid hand...

Gavin Free: Man, you really tricked me there, Geoff. It's like someone shot me with a "dumb bullet".

DGgeoff: [Throws down yellow Draw 2]

Gavin Free: AHH! Oh, it's okay.

[Throws down yellow Draw 2]

Lil' J: AHHHH! It's okay.

[Throws down red Draw 2]

BM Vagabond: AHHHHHH! Fuck!

[draws 6 cards]

Lil' J: Hey Gav, you know what my favourite hand is? Yours.

Lil' J: [Takes Gavin's cards]

Gavin Free: *High pitch bird squawk*

Gavin Free: Hey Jeremy!

Lil' J: Yo.

Gavin Free: You're a bitch.

[Throws down green Skip card]

Lil' J: Thanks, pal.

BM Vagabond: Ooh, get fucked!

Lil' J: I'm gonna come at ya hard.

DGgeoff: Ha ha ha! "Gonna come at ya hard!"

Gavin Free: Now you wouldn't think it, but I can't go.

Gavin Free: If I was in your seat Jeremy, I'd be flinging shit everywhere

Gavin Free: Slapa da bass!

Gavin Free: There is a lack of Cheez-it's in this office

Gavin Free: Gah! That's selfish, Ryan, now I'm gonna be here to reap what you sow!

Gavin Free: Ryan's been gone an hour.