Gautam Rao Quotes in American Desi (2001)

Professor Rosenstein: It appears that Mr. Rao has not arrived yet.

Jagjit: He's probably running on Indian Standard Time. Just watch him stroll in at the end of class.

[class is over]

Professor Rosenstein: 3... 2... 1

[Jagjit clicks his tongue. Mr. Rao comes in]

Professor Rosenstein: Well Mr. Rao, nice of you to join us. Next time perhaps, you can actually attend the class.

Gautam Rao: [confused] Class is over?

Gautam Rao: Jagjit Singh?

Jagjit: Here.

Gautam Rao: "Onathan" Scott?

Jonathan: It's Jonathan. "Juh"

Gautam Rao: What happened to the silent "J"?

Jonathan: It's not silent!

Gautam Rao: I swear that there are more exceptions than rules in the English grammar.

[Rao breaks the eraser off his pencil]

Gautam Rao: Oh Shit! Does anyone have a rubber? Miss, you must have a little rubber in your purse. I need a little rubber.

[Rao is drunk and is urinating in front of a tree]

Gautam Rao: This is one of the things I miss most about India. The Freedom. No bogus rules. No regulations. Just do what you want freely.

[Turns and urinates on Ajay's shoes]

Ajay: Oh man! I paid $60 for these bitches!