Gates Quotes in Hudson Hawk (1991)

Gates: I got a proposition for ya.

Hudson Hawk: Answer's "no," Gates... Even if you bathe.

Gates: So, when's this Sebastian Cabot Buckingham Palace-looking butler-head motherfucker getting here?

Alfred: [Alfred enters through door] Any minute now, Mr. Gates.

Gates: [sardonic] Sorry, 'Jeeves'.

Gates: I went to a lot of trouble to get this for you! Now where the hell's my cut?

[Alfred pops one of his knives and slashes Gates's throat. Gates falls down dead]

Alfred: So much for his "cut."

[chuckles]

Alfred: Forgive my dry British humor.

Gates: You fuckin' mugs are the worst bank robbers I've ever seen, do you know that?

Jelly: Yeah? Ya know, you just blew my ear off like 15 minutes ago, so you'll pardon me if I just let your little comments go in one ear and out the other.

Gates: ...you bald little Jew!

Weinstein: It never ends! 2000 years we been takin' this shit!

Darrien: Yeah, I know man. I know.

Weinstein: I mean it's not like I'm an accountant or a comedy writer or something really Jewy. I'm a fucking bank robber, for Christs's sake! You know how many Jewish bank robbers there are?

Darrien: Not many.

Weinstein: NOT very many!

Gates: Hakuna Matata... M*** F***!

Jack Cook: He even plays glockenspiel on it.

Gates: Is that like a wooden fish?

Oliver Banks: ...No

Gates: Delano, if you fuck this up and get shlacked, can I have your Xbox?

Delano: Hell no, I'm getting buried with that.