Gaspar Voorsboch Quotes in Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)

[as he is being arrested]

Gaspar Voorsboch: I will see you again, man-whore!

Gaspar Voorsboch: [pointing a Sword at Deuce] You die with the rest of them, Gigolo! Those Gigalos... robbed Me of My Manhood, I was never able to satisfy a Woman, and I shall see to it that they don't either!

[Starts sword fighting with Deuce]

Deuce Bigalow: You don't have to kill anybody, Gaspar, cause You can please a Woman! These Gigalos... don't know what they're talking about!

Chadsworth Buckingham, III: [Watching from the TV outside the Building] Is He talking about us?

Deuce Bigalow: Do You really think that all a Woman wants; is for someone to give Her a mud pretzel, Turkish snow cone, or an Irish facial?

Chadsworth Buckingham, III: Yes they do, liar!

[All the Women nod in disagreement]

Deuce Bigalow: All a Woman really wants; is someone who cares about Her, asks Her about or day, or how She's feeling... or or at least pretends to.

Chadsworth Buckingham, III: [All the Women agree with Deuce] What?

Gaspar Voorsboch: ...or when She's sad...

[Gaspar lunges his sword at Deuce, but misses]

Gaspar Voorsboch: ... cry with Her! Face it, these Gigalos are just ripping Women off!

Chadsworth Buckingham, III: Hey, I'll let You know that I've had absolutely no complaints from any of those freaks!

Lily: [Slaps His Face] I faked it!

Deuce Bigalow: Women don't care if You drive a fancy car, wear a Rolex watch, or have a gigantic schlong like... Heinz Hummer.

Mahmoud: This Guy knows his shit!

Chadsworth Buckingham, III: [All the Gigalos pull out objects that make it look like they have bulges] What are You all doing?... anybody else? *Lil' Kim pulls out a Tootsie roll*

Deuce Bigalow: Let a Woman You know You really care about Her, and maybe She'll give You an Irish facial.

Gaspar Voorsboch: [Knocks the sword out of Deuces hand, pulls out the remote detonator] We die together, Deuce!

Deuce Bigalow: Please sir, You don't have to do this!

Gaspar Voorsboch: They ruined My Life!

Deuce Bigalow: Just give Me the detonator...

Gaspar Voorsboch: No, My penis exploded!

Deuce Bigalow: O.k... that's a tough one, I'll give You that, but having a penis... is overrated, trust Me.

Gaspar Voorsboch: We will die together, Douche!

Deuce Bigalow: Please, you don't have to do this.

Gaspar Voorsboch: Those Manwhores ruined my life!

Deuce Bigalow: Just give me the detonater.

Gaspar Voorsboch: No, my Penis exploded!

Deuce Bigalow: O.k., that's a tough one, I'll give you that, but... having a Penis, is way over rated, trust me.

Deuce Bigalow: [on the way to the Man-Whore awards, and Eva is riding behind them] Hey look, there's Eva!

Gaspar Voorsboch: Oh.

[starts speeding up]

Deuce Bigalow: Hey what are you doing, she's right behind us.

Eva: Deuce, he's the killer!

Deuce Bigalow: Huh, what?

Eva: You're with the killer!

Deuce Bigalow: Wuh... I'm with the dealer?

Eva: He's the Man-Whore killer!

Deuce Bigalow: Um, Eighteen Wheeler?

Eva: [comes right up to the Passengers Window] My uncle is the killer!

Deuce Bigalow: Oh, I'm with the...

[Gaspar points a gun towards him]

Deuce Bigalow: ...I mean... you're the Killer?

Gaspar Voorsboch: She said: You are with the killer, you stupid ho!

Deuce Bigalow: [making sense of the Situation] Ohhhhh.

[notices a hand bag with the Leopard-coat, and a wig barely showing out]

Deuce Bigalow: ...but... why, what did Man-Whores ever do to YOU?

Gaspar Voorsboch: What did they do to me? All my life, I wanted to be one thing, a Gigolo, yes, me, Gaspar Voorsboch! I'll never forget that day, it was my first Semester at Man-Whore University.