Garo Daragebrigadian Quotes in Bad News Bears (2005)

Morris Buttermaker: [reading names off roster] Daragebrigadian? Is that Aztec?

Garo Daragebrigadian: No, Armenian.

Morris Buttermaker: Well, they both built pyramids.

Garo Daragebrigadian: [holding two cans of pesticide] Hey Coach, what's carcinogen mean?

Morris Buttermaker: Liberal propaganda. Don't worry about it. It's just bullshit.

Morris Buttermaker: Listen, kid, you don't want to go to Salt Lake, trust me. They don't even like Africans up there.

Garo Daragebrigadian: Armenian

Morris Buttermaker: Yeah, right.