Gardner Quotes in Fandango (1985)

Gardner: There's nothing wrong with going nowhere, son. It's a privilege of youth.

Gardner: Here's to us and the privileges of youth!

Philip: You are the most irresponsible person I have ever met.

Gardner: Well, somebody had to be.

Philip: Where's your car?

Gardner: You're drinkin' it!

Gardner: She looks fast Truman.

Truman Sparks: Yeah, it's the stripes!

Gardner: "Hey, how we gonna stop?"

Gardner: We're innocent critters squashed on the highway of life!

Judy: Then she had her utopian tubes removed.

Gardner: "No That's fallopian darlin'.

Judy: Fallopian? Them's books of the bible silly... first and second fallopians!

Phillip: They're airheads Gardener. Bimbos. Little girls with little brains.

Gardner: "well we're not trying to expand their MINDS Phillip so don't get picky on me.

Gardner: We could see the Donkey Lady!

Phil Hicks, Groover: We could get diseases

Gardner: That's one small step for a Groover, boys... one giant leap for weenie-kind!

Kenneth Waggener: Looking at a road map - "That's dirt son, there's no highway through here. The dotted line means dirt."

Gardner: giggling - "I thought it meant shortcut"

Phil Hicks, Groover: "Do you know what "E" means? Do you know what "E" means? It means empty, Douchebag! Like your head!"

Gardner: "Well, I guess I'm just not officer material"

Phil Hicks, Groover: You are the most irresponsible person I have ever met.

Gardner: Well, somebody had to be.

Gardner: You ever been in love, Philip?

Phil Hicks, Groover: I don't know.

Gardner: Of course you know. You ever thought you loved a woman, you loved her. That's all love is, mostly - thoughts.