Garcia Quotes in Taken 3 (2014)

Garcia: Excuse me. Have you seen this woman?

Waitress Rancho Cafe: You fellas should get more coordinated.

Smith: Coordinated? What do you mean? Like, color-coordinated?

Waitress Rancho Cafe: No, like, one of your guys was just in here asking the same thing.

[Zorro has backed the evil soldier Garcia against a tree, and carved a 'Z' in the tree trunk above his head]

Zorro: Does that not strike terror in your heart?

Garcia: No, Señor. B-but I'm new to the region!

Zorro: You do not recognize and fear the sign, the mark... of El Zorro?

Garcia: [lifts up his eyepatch to look at it] I love it!

[Garcia describes his encounter with Zorro to Esteban]

Garcia: He said his name was, er..."Zero!"

García: I believe we had a rendevous at the edge of town at sunset. Was I mistaken? Could I possibly have missed you? Or is it possible you didn't feel like working today?

Carmen García: No. You didn't miss me, García. I had better things to do today.

[to José]

Carmen García: Didn't we, little soldier?

García: [Grabs her] You filthy wench! You could choose your pastimes when you like, but while I'm master you'll work too!

Carmen García: Nobody is my master, you dirty old goat! I'm Carmen, and I work when I want to work.

García: [after shooting one of his fellow bandits in the face] It would take a clever person to recognize him now.

Video: [watching the fall of the Berlin Wall on TV] Where is the Berlin Wall, anyway?

Rothfuss: It's in Berlin, you dumb fuck.

Video: Yeah, I know it's in Berlin, which country is it in?

Rothfuss: It's in Germany, man. Fucking... Germany. West Germany.

Squash: West Germany? Well, which one are we in, then? Are we in West Germany or are we in East Germany?

Video: We're in East.

Garcia: We're in West Germany, you idiot.

Squash: Well, what's the difference?

Garcia: Fucked if I know, man.

Sgt. Lee: Hold for a second there... You got the time, son?

Garcia: [checking his gold Rolex watch] Oh yeah, it's almost 10.

Sgt. Lee: Well, that's a nice watch, show me that. Where'd you get that?

Garcia: My father, uh, gave it to me.

Sgt. Lee: Your father gave it to you? He must be quite a guy. What's he do?

Garcia: He's a barber.

Sgt. Lee: Barber? Gee, he must cut a lot of hair.

Garcia: How the fuck are we supposed to get the guns out of the nuke base if the training exercise is happening? If Berman's exercise lasts all weekend then there's no way we're gonna the guns out of there.

Squash: The only way is if the exercise finishes early.

Garcia: Yeah, man. If we're not dead by 1700, we're fucking dead!

Mary Fisher: You're still the butler - so get to work!

Garcia: I may be the butler, but I'm NOT the maid!

Garcia: [in a beginner's English class] I didn't get that far in high school English. So... I was kind of shafted.

Harry Bailey: What was that?

Garcia: I... I was shafted.

Harry Bailey: Very good, Garcia. Very good. First person of the verb "to be." "I was." That's very good, Garcia. Now, who can give me the "you" form of "to be" with the same sentence? Yes, you!

Student: Well... you were shafted.

Student #2: Yeah, when they gave you this course!

Harry Bailey: You, can you give me the third person form?

Student #2: She was shafted.

[the class applauds]

Harry Bailey: Very good. So, as you see, "I was shafted." "You were shafted." "She was shafted." We all get shafted the same.

Student: We never learned from *that* type of sentence in high school!

Harry Bailey: Well, what do high school teachers know about fancy shafting?