Gangster Johnny on TV Quotes in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)

Gangster Johnny on TV: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. That's why I'm gonna let you go. I'm gonna give you to the count of three to get your lousy, lyin', low-down, four flushing carcass OUT my door! 1... 2...

[Fires Tommy gun, killing girl gangster]

Gangster Johnny on TV: 3. Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.

[fires again]

Gangster Johnny on TV: And a Happy New Year.

[Fires again]

Gangster Johnny on TV: You was here, last night too, wasn't ya?

Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Yes... sir, I was.

Gangster Johnny on TV: You was here, and you was smoochin' with my brother!

Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: [after a pause] I'm terribly sorry, sir, I'm afraid you're mistaken.

Gangster Johnny on TV: Don't gimme that! You've been smoochin' wit everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff.

Officer Cliff: [gasps] No!

[others stare at him in disgust]

Officer Cliff: It's a lie!

Gangster Johnny on TV: I could go on forever, baby!

Gangster Johnny on TV: Get down on your knees and tell me you love me!

Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Um, everybody... on your knees...

[after a long pause]

Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: I love you.

Gangster Johnny on TV: You gotta do better than that!

Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge, Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk, Cedrick the Bellman, Officer Cliff, Security Guard: [all chorusing] I love you!

Gangster Johnny on TV: You was here last night too, wasn't ya?

Girl Gangster on TV: I was singing at the Blue Monkey last night.

Kevin McCallister: She was not, she was smooching with your brother.

Gangster Johnny on TV: You was here. And you was smoochin' with my brother!

Kevin McCallister: See?