Gail Stanwyk Quotes in Fletch (1985)

Fletch: I'm John.

Gail Stanwyk: Ohhhh, John.

[they laugh]

Gail Stanwyk: John who?

Fletch: John Cock... tos... ton.

Gail Stanwyk: That's a beautiful name.

Fletch: Well, it's Scotch/Romanian.

Gail Stanwyk: That's an odd combination.

Fletch: Yeah, well, so were my parents.

Fletch: Do you mind if I ask you a question?

Gail Stanwyk: Depends on the question.

Fletch: Want some more champagne?

Gail Stanwyk: Yes.

Fletch: Are you still in love with Alan?

Gail Stanwyk: No! I mean, no, you can't ask me that question. Ask me another one.

Fletch: Why'd you let me in?

Gail Stanwyk: Um, because I'm bored.

Fletch: If you're so bored, why didn't you go to Utah with Alan?

Gail Stanwyk: Well, Utah's not exactly a cure for boredom.

Gail Stanwyk: I'm very flattered, but I'm also very married. You are trying to hit on me, aren't you?

Fletch: How did you guess? I'm such a heel. I don't know what came over me.

Gail Stanwyk: If I had a nickel for every one of Alan's flyboy buddies who tried to pick me up, I'd be a rich woman.

Fletch: You are a rich woman.

Gail Stanwyk: See what I mean?

Gail Stanwyk: Are you always this forward?

Fletch: Only with wet, married women.

Gail Stanwyk: I didn't know you knew the Underhills.

Fletch: Yeah, well, I saved his life during the war.

Gail Stanwyk: You were in the war?

Fletch: No, he was. I got him out.

Gail Stanwyk: I really should change.

Fletch: No! I think you should stay the same wonderful person you are today.

Gail Stanwyk: I mean, put clothes on.

Fletch: I saw Alan this morning and you know what I can't figure out?

Gail Stanwyk: Alan's in Utah.

Fletch: I... can't figure out what I was doing in Utah this morning.

Gail Stanwyk: What are you doing here?

Fletch: I ordered some lunch.

Gail Stanwyk: You ordered it here?

Fletch: Well, I knew this is where my mouth would be.