Frito Quotes in Idiocracy (2006)
Frito Quotes:
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Frito: I can't believe you like money too. We should hang out.
-- Frito -
Rita: Can you take me there?
[Points at TV where "Monday Night Rehab" is showing]
Frito: [Lifts Rita to TV]
Rita: Not here, you fucking moron - there!
[Points at TV again]
-- Frito -
Frito: [Acting as Joe's public defender] It says here you robbed a hospital. Why'd you do that?
Pvt. Joe Bowers: I'm not guilty!
Frito: That's not what the other lawyer said.
-- Frito -
Frito: Go away! 'Batin'!
-- Frito -
Pvt. Joe Bowers: I just need you to tell me how to get to the time machine.
Frito: Oh, that's easy. You go down by the museum and stuff... It's like- it's, like, by the museum... Sorta by... Actually, not really. More like on the street, you go, um... Wait, let me start over. Okay, you know where the time machine is?
-- Frito -
Pvt. Joe Bowers: Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know?
Frito: I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe.
-- Frito -
[repeated line]
Frito: I like money.
-- Frito -
Frito: Yah I know this place pretty good, I went to law school here.
Pvt. Joe Bowers: In Costco?
Frito: Yah I couldn't believe it myself, luckily my dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings.
-- Frito -
Frito: I'm going to mistrial my foot up your ass if you don't shut up!
-- Frito
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Characters on Idiocracy (2006)
- Pvt. Joe Bowers
- Attorney General
- Secretary of State
- President Camacho
- South Carolina Representative # 1
- South Carolina Representative # 2
- IPPA Computer
- Officer Collins
- [Billboard Ad]
- Judge Hank "The Hangman" BMW
- Congressman #1
- Secret Service Thug
- Costco Greeter
- Ow! My Balls! Guy
- Doctor in Waiting Room
- Trashy Guy
- Prison Guard #3
- Phone Computer
- Sgt. Keller
- Yuppie Wife