Frieda Quotes in Happily N'Ever After (2006)

Frieda: Forty flights of stairs in heels? This had better be good...

Frieda: Girls, mom's gonna take matters into her own hands, don't wait up.

Frieda: The *DISHWASHER* saved her? This is like a good dream you can't wake up from!

Frieda: Go forth! Find Cinderella, and bring her to me!

Wolf #1: [pauses] Us? Work?

Wolf #2: Before NOON?

Giant: Yes, well, ah, we're more nocturnal villains. You see, that means we operate at night.

Frieda: I hate that girl! She's so... girly!

Charlie Brown: This pitcher's mound is covered with dandelions!

Frieda: Don't touch them Charlie Brown! Don't you dare hurt all those innocent dandelions! They're beautiful! Don't you dare cut them down!

Lucy Van Pelt: Besides... you may not know this, but you look kind of cute standing there surrounded by dandelions.

Charlie Brown: I don't want to look cute!

Bob: Frieda, this pasta doesn't have any sauce

Frieda: It's Bavarian pasta, it doesn't need sauce. The Italians need sauce. The Italians were weak!

Frieda: What does the name 'Aglet' mean anyway?

Braydon: Well a long time ago 'Aglet' meant 'He who puts those tiny little plastic things on shoelaces' you see a long time a go a mans' name was his profession.

Frieda: Oh so a man named Fred Carpenter would build houses and John Baker would make bread

Braydon: Exactly

Ned: So what did John Hancock do?

Frieda: Do not forget, this guy is buying a virgin, so she's got to act it right. You've got to give him the idea that you don't know nothing. It should be like a rape.

Josephine: You don't know. Could be a different kind of guy. Someone that wants you to act like she wants it.

Frieda: The main thing is to whimper and cry when he starts, but then you've got to act like it feels good.

Violet: I know what to do. Leave me alone.

Hattie: Well, don't act like you know it all. You won't even get a tip that way.

Fanny: Violet, you should touch him down there, you know, like it's accidental.

Violet: I know, I know all that.

Nell: Sold to the man with the four hundred dollars cash.

Frieda: [to Violet] Do not give him any argument.

Violet's First Customer: Do you want some whiskey?

[He hands Violet a glass of whiskey. She drinks it all]

Violet's First Customer: Well, Jesus, I didn't mean the whole damn thing.

Violet: I'm glad it's you.

Violet's First Customer: Why are you glad it's me?

Violet: Well, you look nice, and you have a nice chest. I can feel the steam inside me right through my dress.

Venus: She's still after Hans, ain't she?

Frieda: Yeah. Always she's smiling by him.

Venus: Yeah. Well, if she's smiling by somebody I know, she'll have to buy herself a new set of teeth!

Frieda: Why is it, we women always have stuff to worry.

Venus: Oh, it's always been that way. I guess it always will be.

Frieda: I was saying, tonight you must not smoke such a big cigar. Your voice was very bad at tonight's show.

Hans: Please, Frieda, don't tell me what I do. When I want a cigar, I smoke a cigar. I want no orders from a woman.

Frieda: It wasn't your fault, it was only the bottle you wanted.

Cleopatra: [playing with Frieda's skirt] Nice, nice.

Frieda: [pokes at her with her wand] Don't, don't.

Frieda: I'm dying, Paris.

Jack McCann: Wait, what happens now?

Frieda: A mystery. The end of the beginning.

Nell Dawson: With every month that passes things will become easier for you. Six months from now you'll be accepted here.

Frieda: By you?

Nell Dawson: By nine people out of ten.

Frieda: By you?

Nell Dawson: I'm the tenth.

Frieda: [after watching a newsreel about the liberation of Belsen] I knew. I knew there were such places. We all knew.

Frieda: He is dead! Hitler is dead!

Richard: Christ also died.