French Soldier Quotes in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
French Soldier Quotes:
French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
King Arthur: Can we come up and have a look?
French Soldier: Of course not. You're English types.
King Arthur: What are you then?
French Soldier: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England?
French Soldier: Mind your own business.
French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
King Arthur: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
French Soldier: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.
King Arthur: What?
Sir Galahad: He said they've already got one!
King Arthur: Are you sure he's got one?
French Soldier: Oh yes, it's very nice!
Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
French Soldier: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
French Soldier: Un cadeau.
Other French soldiers: A what?
French Soldier: A present.
Other French soldiers: Oh. Un cadeau. Oui oui.
French Soldier: Allons y!
Other French soldiers: What?
French Soldier: Let's go!
Other French soldiers: Oh.
French Soldier: You don't frighten us with your silly knees-bent running around advancing behavior!
French Soldier: I would have given you chocolates.
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Characters on Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
- Sir Lancelot
- Sir Robin
- Sir Bedevere
- Peasant 3
- Peasant 1
- Peasant 2
- Brother Maynard
- 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds
- Sir Galahad
- Large Man with Dead Body
- The Dead Collector
- King of Swamp Castle
- Knight 1
- Knight 2
- Other Knights
- Sir Bors
- Random Person in the crowd
- Knights of Camelot
- Left Head
- Prince Herbert
- Second Swallow-Savvy Guard
- Leader of The Knights who say NI!
- Other French soldiers
- Roger the Shrubber
- Wedding Guest
- American Narrator
- Voice Director
- Slow-Witted Narrator
- Stupid Narrator
- Japanese Narrator