French Proprietress Quotes in Hector and the Search for Happiness (2014)

French Proprietress: [Startles Hector] You are intriguing me. Come over us play vu. You are not wacking like these people.

Hector: Oh no, I'm Hector. I'm a psychiatrist.

French Proprietress: Psi-kay-trist! Alloh, you can elp me.

Hector: Oh, I think not.

French Proprietress: But, I want a penis... a penis.

Hector: [Shocked but then understands her dialect] You mean happiness!

French Proprietress: Everybody want a penis, but you cannot ol the penis.

Hector: Yes, sorry.

[laughs]

Hector: It's... uh... it's illusive, yeah. You can't touch happiness.

French Proprietress: You cannot touch a penis.