French Proprietress Quotes in Hector and the Search for Happiness (2014)
French Proprietress Quotes:
French Proprietress: [Startles Hector] You are intriguing me. Come over us play vu. You are not wacking like these people.
Hector: Oh no, I'm Hector. I'm a psychiatrist.
French Proprietress: Psi-kay-trist! Alloh, you can elp me.
Hector: Oh, I think not.
French Proprietress: But, I want a penis... a penis.
Hector: [Shocked but then understands her dialect] You mean happiness!
French Proprietress: Everybody want a penis, but you cannot ol the penis.
Hector: Yes, sorry.
Hector: It's... uh... it's illusive, yeah. You can't touch happiness.
French Proprietress: You cannot touch a penis.
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