Freddy Krueger Quotes in Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

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Freddy Krueger Quotes:

  • [first lines]

    Freddy Krueger: [narrating] My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured out a way to forget about me. To erase me completely. Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten, now that's a BITCH. I can't come back if nobody remembers me. I can't come back if nobody's afraid. I had to search the bowels of Hell, but I found someone, someone who'll make 'em remember. He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory, and that fear is my ticket home.

  • [Bobby Davis appears in a bloody bathtub in Mark's nightmare]

    Bobby Davis: Hey, Mark. You didn't forget about me, did you?

    Mark Davis: Oh, God.

    [Bobby speaks in Freddy Krueger's voice]

    Freddy Krueger: Oh, that's right! Everyone forgot! That's why they weren't afraid anymore! That's why I needed Jason to kill for me to get them to remember. But now he just won't stop...

    [Bobby shows Mark his slit wrists]

    Freddy Krueger: That hockey puck!

  • [Tormenting a 'young' Jason in his dream]

    Freddy Krueger: Awww... how sweet.

    [Rips the hockey mask off]

    Freddy Krueger: You ugly little shit. Now there's a face...

    [Holds up his mother's severed head]

    Freddy Krueger: only a mother could love.

  • Gibb: You're the one that killed Trey!

    Freddy Krueger: Oh, don't worry about my little errand boy. The only thing to fear, is fear himself!

    [Gibb stumbles and falls over railing]

    Freddy Krueger: Oh.

  • [In Jason's dream]

    Mrs. Pamela Voorhees: [to Jason] Jason, my special, special boy. Do you know what your gift is? No matter what they do to you, you cannot die. You can never die. You've just been sleeping, honey. But now, the time has come to wake up. Mommy has something she wants you to do. I need you to go to Elm Street. The children have been very bad on Elm Street. Rise up, Jason. Your work isn't finished. Hear my voice and live again. Make them remember me, Jason. Make them REMEMBER WHAT FEAR TASTES LIKE.

    [after Jason leaves, Mrs. Voorhees morphs into Freddy Krueger]

    Freddy Krueger: I've been away from my children for far too long.

  • Freddy Krueger: Man the torpedoes.

  • [torturing Jason in the dream world]

    Freddy Krueger: Penny for your thoughts, chief!

    [Jason grabs him and pushes his throat to the machete]

    Freddy Krueger: Uhh! Oh, scary.

  • Freddy Krueger: Now it's time to put this bad dog to sleep... for good!

    [jumps down to kill Jason, Jason chops off his arm]

    Freddy Krueger: Not my arm!

    [Jason chops off Freddy's other arm]

    Freddy Krueger: AHH!

  • Freddy Krueger: [to Lori] Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy.

  • Kia Waterson: [to Freddy] So you're the one everyone's afraid of? Tell me something. What kind of faggot runs around in a Christmas sweater? I mean, come on, get real. You're not even scary.

    [taunting him]

    Kia Waterson: You're not even scary. And let's talk about the butter knives. What is with the butter knives? You trying to compensate for something? Maybe coming up a little short there between the legs, Mr. Krueger?

    Freddy Krueger: Hmmm.

    Kia Waterson: I mean, you've got these teensy-weensy little things and Jason has got this big old thing and like...

    [Freddy points behind her, she turns, and there is Jason standing right in front of her with his machete]

  • Freddy Krueger: What's wrong, Lori? Miss your wake-up call?

  • Freddy Krueger: [to Jason] Why won't you DIE?

  • Freddy Krueger: [to Jason] I'm dying to see what skeletons are hidden in your closet.

  • Freddy Krueger: [In Westin Hills, possessed as Freeburg] These are my children, Jason. Go back to where you belong.

  • [in Lori's dream]

    Dr. Campbell: Look at you, you're exhausted. We need to get you to...

    [Dr. Campbell turns into Freddy Krueger]

    Freddy Krueger: Bed.

  • Freddy Krueger: [after Gibb's death] No! She's Mine! Mine! *Mine!*

  • [after Blake gets away]

    Freddy Krueger: [to himself] Not strong enough, yet. Well, I will be soon enough. Until then... I'll let Jason have some fun.

  • Freddy Krueger: [to Lori] Think you're so smart! Huh, bitch?

  • [Freddy is playing pinball with Jason, suddenly Jason hits the ceiling and falls straight down]

    Freddy Krueger: Tilt!

  • Lori Campbell: [in Jason's nightmare, while young Jason is drowning in Crystal Lake] Aren't you going to help the kid?

    Male Counselor: [having sex with a female counselor] Can't you see that I'm busy here?

    Male Counselor: You mean you're not coming?

    Freddy Krueger: [the Counselor turns into Freddy Krueger and it is revealed that he is having sex with a dead girl's body] It's not my fault this bitch is dead on her feet.

    [he laughs, and waves the dead girl's hand at Lori]

  • Freddy Krueger: [to Jason] Welcome to my nightmare.

  • Freddy Krueger: [to Kia] How sweet, dark meat.

  • Freddy Krueger: [to Lori] I've always had a thing for the whores that live in this house.

  • Freddy Krueger: [to Lori] Your eyes say "no, no." But my mouth says "yes, yes."

  • Freddy Krueger: [to Jason] Ahhh. So you are afraid of something after all, huh?

  • [tormenting Mark in his nightmares]

    Freddy Krueger: [disguised as Mark's brother] I need you to send a little message for me. That's all, just a little message.

    Mark Davis: I'm not gonna do it. I won't do it!

    [fully transformed back into himself]

    Freddy Krueger: No?

    [slams the gloved hand on the wall next to Mark's ear]

    Mark Davis: I won't do it.

    [grabs Mark by his shirt sleeves and points a bladed finger at him]

    Freddy Krueger: I'll have to pass that message myself. Won't I, hmm?

  • Freddy Krueger: Got your nose!

  • [on top of a construction scaffold, yelling down to Jason]

    Freddy Krueger: Hey, asshole! Up here!

    [Jason looks up to see him and Freddy knocks down a stack of rebars which impale through Jason's body]

  • Freddy Krueger: Welcome to my world, bitch.

  • [Deleted scene]

    Freddy Krueger: [to Jason] You think that I'm afraid of you? Huh? Now that we're in the real world? Come on!

    [Jason swings his machete twice at Freddy and misses]

    Freddy Krueger: You're slow, you're stupid, and you got no style.

    [Jason swings machete down at Freddy and misses again, the machete gets stuck in the floorboard, Freddy kicks him in the groin]

    Freddy Krueger: No balls, huh, Voorhees?

  • Freddy Krueger: This is it, Jennifer: your big break in TV.

    [Jennifer screams]

    Freddy Krueger: Welcome to prime time, bitch!

  • [in Jennifer's dream]

    Dick Cavett: Can I ask you a question?

    Zsa Zsa Gabor: Why certainly.

    [Dick Cavett turns into Freddy Krueger]

    Freddy Krueger: Who gives a fuck what you think?

  • Freddy Krueger: What a rush!

  • Freddy Krueger: You're mine now, piggy.

  • Freddy Krueger: What's wrong, Joey? Feeling tongue-tied?

  • Freddy Krueger: Will, you look tired. Have a seat.

    Will Stanton: No thanks. I'm fine just the way I am.

    Freddy Krueger: For now, maybe... but when you wake up... It's back... in the saddle... again.

  • Freddy Krueger: I said, "Where's the fucking bourbon?"

    [decapitates mom]

    Freddy Krueger: You should listen to your mother.

    Elaine Parker: God damn it, Kristen, you ruin everything! Every time I bring a man home you spoil it! You know what your shrink says? You're just trying to get a little attention!

  • Freddy Krueger: It's the chair for you, kid.

    William 'Will' Stanton: I am the Wizard Master. I AM the Wizard Master.

  • Freddy Krueger: Taryn. Taryn.

    Taryn White: What?

    Freddy Krueger: Why, uh, why should we fight? We're old friends, you and I. Remember?

    [heroin needles form on fingertips]

    Freddy Krueger: Let's get high.

  • [Freddy lifts Kincaid by the throat]

    Nancy Thompson: He's strong. He's never been this strong.

    Freddy Krueger: Yes. The souls of the children...

    [rips open his sweater revealing faces of children on his chest]

    Freddy Krueger: ...give me strength.

    Nancy Thompson: Oh, God.

    Freddy Krueger: Always room for more.

  • Freddy Krueger: Joey... look. All the little PIGGIES come home.

    Nancy Thompson: Let him go, Krueger.

    Freddy Krueger: Your wish... is my command.

  • [Taryn finds herself in a back alley face-to-face with Freddy]

    Freddy Krueger: Welcome home, Taryn. Look familiar?

    Taryn White: Okay, asshole. Let's dance!

  • Nancy Thompson: Daddy?

    Thompson: I've crossed over, princess.

    Nancy Thompson: Crossed over?

    Thompson: I couldn't go without telling you how sorry I am for all the things I've done. I love you so much. I'll always love you.

    Nancy Thompson: [hugs him] I'll always love you.

    [Thompson turns into Freddy and stabs Nancy in her stomach]

    Freddy Krueger: DIE.

  • William 'Will' Stanton: In the name of Lowrek, Prince of Elves... demon, begone.

    [zaps at Krueger with magical beams while running toward him]

    Freddy Krueger: Ahh.

    [grabs Stanton and halts zapping]

    Freddy Krueger: Sorry, kid. I don't believe in fairy tales.

  • Freddy Krueger: [seeing Nancy Thompson for the first time in three years] You.

  • Freddy Krueger: Kung fu THIS, bitch.

    Tracy: This is my dream, and I do what I want.

    Freddy Krueger: Might be your dream, but it's my RULES!

  • Freddy Krueger: No screaming while the bus is in motion.

  • [Freddy is dressed as The Wicked Witch of the West and is riding a broom]

    Freddy Krueger: I'll get you, my pretty! And your little soul, too!

  • Freddy Krueger: I didn't need a glove to kill your bitch of a mother, and I don't need one now!

  • Oprah Noodlemantra: All right. Once again. This is your brain.

    [Cracks egg]

    Oprah Noodlemantra: This is your brain on drugs. Questions?

    [Freddy hits him with the frying pan]

    Freddy Krueger: Yeah! What are you on? Looks like a frying pan and some eggs to me.

  • Freddy Krueger: Daddy's waiting for you, little girl.

    Tracy: Shut the fuck up man!

    [kicks Freddy in the balls]

  • Tracy's Father: No honey for daddy?

    [Morphs into Freddy Krueger]

    Freddy Krueger: What's with kids today, huh? No respect.

    Tracy: You can't scare me anymore.

    Freddy Krueger: Oh, you better speak up. Must be my deaf ear.

    [jingles Carlos' ear]

  • Freddy Krueger: Time to start all over again.

    Maggie Burroughs: But this isn't Springwood.

    Freddy Krueger: [laughs] Every town has an Elm Street!

  • Freddy Krueger: Now be a good little doggy and go fetch!

  • Carlos' Mother: Maybe you don't hear so good. Maybe I clean out your ears for you.

    [she shows Carlos a giant cotton swab]

    Carlos: No, no. Mama, please, I've been a good boy. You don't understand. I've been good, mama! Please, don't make me deaf, mama! Please! I'm sorry!

    [she morphs into Freddy]

    Freddy Krueger: I'm not. Ha ha ha!

    [Freddy sticks the giant cotton swab into Carlos' ear and it goes through his other ear, Carlos pulls it out]

    Freddy Krueger: Oh, Carlos. Lend me your ear.

    [Freddy cuts off Carlos' ear]

  • Freddy Krueger: Hey! You forgot the power glove.

  • John Doe: I know why you let me go.

    Freddy Krueger: Ohh. Do you think *I'm* your daddy? Mm-mm! Wrong!

    [Freddy begins slicing at John's parachute line]

    John Doe: But you let me live.

    Freddy Krueger: Only long enough for to bring me back my daughter.

    John Doe: Your daughter?

    Freddy Krueger: [begins slicing away at other parachute line] And now, she's gonna take me to a whole new playground.

    John Doe: No!

    Freddy Krueger: [chops away at last line] Grounded!

  • Freddy Krueger: [after having finished a game and beaten Spencer] I beat my high score... Hahahahahahaha!

  • Spencer's Father: Be like me.

    [Fells Spencer]

    Spencer's Father: Be like me, be like me.

    Freddy Krueger: Father knows best.

    [after grabbing the tennis racket and while hitting him with it]

    Spencer: I'm not like you! I don't wanna be like you! Not like you!

  • Freddy Krueger: Johnny. Up here.

  • Freddy Krueger: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but nothing will ever kill me. Well, let's see now. First, they tried burning me.

    [slices off thumb]

    Freddy Krueger: Then they tried burying me.

    [slices off index finger]

    Freddy Krueger: But this... this is my favorite.

    Freddy Krueger: [gives a finger gesture] They even tried holy water!

    Freddy Krueger: [slices off middle finger, drops hand out of frame and holds it up again with all fingers intact] But I just keep on tickin'... because they promised me that.

    Doc: They?

    Freddy Krueger: The dream people. The ones that gave me this job. In dreams... I am forever! Too bad you're not.

  • Freddy Krueger: [Spencer is stoned and falling asleep in front of a broken TV] Hey Spencer, let's trip out.

    [Spencer enters the TV with a psychedelic background]

    Freddy Krueger: .

  • Freddy Krueger: You're my blood. Only you could've brought me out - in your mind.

  • Freddy Krueger: [playing a video game and watching a character get hit] Now I'm playing with power!

  • Dream Demon 1: Freddy, we know what you want.

    Freddy Krueger: I want it all!

    Dream Demon 1: Of course you do.

    Dream Demon 2: Then open up.

    Dream Demon 1: And you shall be forever!

  • Freddy Krueger: Go ahead... put it on. It's in your blood. That's it. Put it on. Feels good, doesn't it? Yeah... come on. Let your daddy show you how to use it.

    [Maggie slips on the glove and stabs Freddy in his stomach]

    Tracy: Maggie! Maggie!

    [Tracy tosses her a stick of dynamite and Maggie shoves it into Freddy's chest. She kisses Freddy on the cheek]

    Maggie Burroughs: Happy Father's Day.

    [runs out of the room]

    Freddy Krueger: [looks at the screen] Oh... Kids.

    [Freddy explodes]

  • Freddy Krueger: [while playing a video game] Hmmm... great graphics.

  • Freddy Krueger: It's travelin' time!

    [teleports]

  • Freddy Krueger: One ticket... round trip. Hurry up, boy. You don't wanna miss the bus.

  • Freddy Krueger: [to John] This is your wake up call, sunny boy!

  • Freddy Krueger: [after absorbing the dead John] You forgot where you came from, kid... but I know where you're going.

    [cut to a Springwood sign: "Population 7742" - it is crossed out and replaced with "7741"]

  • Freddy Krueger: [while playing the video game and watching a character explode] Hmm. Great graphics.

  • Freddy Krueger: Miss me?

  • [phone rings]

    Heather Langenkamp: Hello?

    Freddy Krueger: 1, 2...

    [Heather slams phone down, but answers ring again]

    Freddy Krueger: FREDDY'S COMIN' FOR YOU.

  • Heather Langenkamp: [answering the phone] Hello?

    Freddy Krueger: I touched him!

  • Freddy Krueger: Meet your maker.

  • Freddy Krueger: Hey, Dylan, ever play "Skin the Cat?"

  • Freddy Krueger: Nancyyyyyy.

  • Freddy Krueger: [Pushing Heather's face into a floor full of snakes] Pick a pet for the rugrat, bitch.

    Heather Langenkamp: [jabs an eel into Freddy's eye] Fuck you!

    [Punches Freddy in the face]

  • Freddy Krueger: Come here, my piggy. I've got some gingerbread for you.

  • Freddy Krueger: It's a boy!

  • [disguised as Dan Jordan]

    Freddy Krueger: Kids... always a disappointment.

  • Mark Gray: [as The Phantom Prowler] Time to die, you scar-faced limp-dick.

    [fires a bunch of times until Freddy changes]

    Super Freddy: Faster than a bastard maniac! More powerful than a loco-madman! It's... Super Freddy!

    [changes back to normal, turns Mark into paper and slashes him]

    Freddy Krueger: Told you comic books was bad for ya!

  • Freddy Krueger: Filet de Barbie!

  • [seconds after fuel pump stabs into Dan's leg]

    Freddy Krueger: Fuel injection!

  • Freddy Krueger: [In French accent] Madam, if I may.

    [locks Greta in seat]

    Freddy Krueger: Bon app√ątit...

    [accent dies]

    Freddy Krueger: ... bitch.

  • Amanda Krueger: Your birth was a curse on the whole of humanity.

    [Freddy hisses]

    Amanda Krueger: I will not allow it to happen again. You brought me back to give you life, but now I must take yours.

    Freddy Krueger: We'll see, bitch. We'll just see.

  • Freddy Krueger: Yee-haw! This boy feels the need for speed.

  • Freddy Krueger: Where are you going, piglet? The party's just starting.

    Alice Johnson: I know exactly what you're up to.

    Freddy Krueger: I thought I was up to... Yvonne!

    [Lifts Yvonne from water, by her hair]

    Yvonne: [Screams and punches Freddy]

  • Alice Johnson: You can't come back! I locked the door on you.

    Freddy Krueger: Well, I found the key!

  • Freddy Krueger: [Putting, the food in Greta's mouth] Open wide!

  • Freddy Krueger: [Freddy, stuffing food in Greta's mouth] Second helping!

    Racine Gibson: Don't talk, with your mouthful, dear!

    Freddy Krueger: You are, what you eat!

    [laughs maniacally]

  • Mrs. Jordan: [on the radio] I'm calling about my wayward ex-son Daniel who's been acting like an ungrateful, unmanageable dickweed ever since he was seduced by that bimbo slut whore Alice!

    Dan Jordan: Mom?

    Freddy Krueger: [on the radio] If I were you, lady, I'd kill the ungrateful piggy.

  • Freddy Krueger: Hey, Danny, better not dream and drive.

  • Freddy Krueger: I'm your friend, Jacob. Just like a daddy. Heh, huh. Gootchy-gootchy-goo! Gootchy, gootchy, goo! I gotcha! I gotcha! I gotcha. I gotcha.

    [grunts, Alice walks in]

    Jacob: Mommy, meet my friend.

    Freddy Krueger: [shows his torn up body] Nice try, Alice. Thanks, babe. It's my new look. Like it?

  • Freddy Krueger: [commenting on the taste of Dan Jordan's champagne] Bad year, Dan!

  • Freddy Krueger: [Dressed as a waiter, brings a platter to Greta] Bon appetit, bitch!

  • Freddy Krueger: Why are you screaming?

    [pause]

    Freddy Krueger: I haven't even cut you yet!

    [laugh]

  • Freddy Krueger: [Nancy falls into a pool of blood] How's this for a wet dream?

  • Freddy Krueger: Your mouth says no...

    [moving his claw up Nancy's leg]

    Freddy Krueger: But your body says yes...

  • Freddy Krueger: [Kris finds her dog mangled] I was just petting him.

    [laughs]

  • Alan Smith: You open this door, Krueger!

    Freddy Krueger: What do you think I did? I didn't do anything!

  • Freddy Krueger: [to Jesse] Did you know that after the heart stops beating, the brain can function for well over seven minutes?

    [pause]

    Freddy Krueger: We got six more minutes to play.

  • Jesse Braun: [as he finds himself asleep and dreaming] Oh, God!

    Freddy Krueger: No. Just me...

  • Freddy Krueger: [Nancy is screaming] Oh, that's music to my ears.

    Nancy Holbrook: [struggling] I wanna wake up!

    Freddy Krueger: You can't wake up. I had to keep you awake long enough so when you finally slept, you'd never wake up again. We're gonna be in here a long time. Did you really think your boyfriend could wake you up?

    [puts claw on chest]

    Freddy Krueger: I'm your boyfriend now.

  • Freddy Krueger: Wake up! You're bleeding.

  • Freddy Krueger: You really shouldn't fall asleep in class.

    [scratches chalkboard]

    Freddy Krueger: Hi, Kris.

    Kris Fowles: [backing away from Krueger] Who are you?

    Freddy Krueger: [walking towards Fowles] You look just as beautiful as ever.

    [raises his glove]

    Freddy Krueger: You have nothing to worry about. This wont hurt one... little... bit.

  • Freddy Krueger: Little Nancy. Now that you caught me, what game do you wanna play next?

    Nancy Holbrook: Fuck you!

    Freddy Krueger: Ooh, sounds like fun. It's a little fast for me. How about we hang, first?

    [Freddy grabs Nancy and makes her turn to face the bodies of her friends]

    Nancy Holbrook: No. It's not real.

    Freddy Krueger: It's real. I'm real.

  • Freddy Krueger: [to Quentin, who he's beat against a pipe, cut down his chest, thrown against a mirror, and punched in the face] Now why don't you just fucking *die*?

  • Freddy Krueger: [to a young Nancy] If you can keep a secret, I'll take you to a special place.

  • Freddy Krueger: Nice try, Nancy. Now let me take a stab.

  • Freddy Krueger: Little Nancy. All grown up.

    Nancy Holbrook: [backing up] You're just a nightmare.

    Freddy Krueger: [moving closer to Thompson] That's right. No one can ever prove I was ever here.

    Nancy Holbrook: Who are you?

    Freddy Krueger: You don't remember? You must. You're my number one. You're my... little Nancy.

    [licks Thompson's cheek]

    Nancy Holbrook: [moves face away] I set the alarm.

    Freddy Krueger: Yes, you did. In your dream.

    [sinister laugh; holds Thompson's hand in his clawed one; sniffs her hair]

    Freddy Krueger: You smell different.

  • Freddy Krueger: Remember me?

  • Freddy Krueger: [to Nancy] You can't hurt me. This is my world. And you can't ever leave.

  • Freddy Krueger: [while slamming Quentin's face into a pipe] You can't save her.

    [Turns him around]

    Freddy Krueger: Tag. You're it.

    [Makes a slash across his chest]

  • Nancy Holbrook: [off screen] Krueger!

    Freddy Krueger: [to Quentin] Your girlfriend's here. Be right back.

  • Jesse Braun: What do you want from me?

    Freddy Krueger: Hmm!

    [Freddy aggressively approaches him]

    Freddy Krueger: I don't know, Jesse!

    [points knife at Braun]

    Freddy Krueger: You think you can turn back time?

    [pause]

    Freddy Krueger: [gets in Braun's face]

    Freddy Krueger: ANSWER ME!

    Jesse Braun: NO!

    Freddy Krueger: Do you think you can bring the dead back to life?

    Jesse Braun: NO!

    Freddy Krueger: No?

    [pause]

    Freddy Krueger: I didn't fucking think so!

  • [the kid approaches Freddy Krueger around the pool, standing up for the other frightened kids]

    Do-Gooder: [holding his hands up, walking to Freddy] Just tell us what you want, all right? I'm here to help you.

    Freddy Krueger: Help yourself, fucker!

    [as Freddy slices his shoulder and throws him against the flaming barbecue pit]

  • [Freddy walks at Lisa who has a knife]

    Lisa Webber: Jesse, help.

    Freddy Krueger: There is no Jesse. I'm Jesse now!

    Lisa Webber: Get away from me! Get away from me!

    Jesse Walsh: [Freddy speaks in Jesse's voice] Kill me, Lisa. Please, kill me.

    Freddy Krueger: [laughs] Come on, Lisa. Kill him. Kill him!

    Jesse Walsh: [Lisa begins to stab Freddy's shoulder, as Freddy chuckles, talking in Jesse's voice] I love you, Lisa.

  • [Freddy speaks to Jesse for the first time in Jesse's nightmare]

    Freddy Krueger: [runs the knives of his glove over Jesse's head] I need you, Jesse. We got special work to do here, you and me.

    [slams Jesse against the wall, slowly tilting his head to him]

    Freddy Krueger: You've got the body...

    [takes off his hat and digs his own fingers into his skull]

    Freddy Krueger: I've got the brain.

  • [Jesse finds Freddy Krueger's glove inside of his home's basement boiler]

    Freddy Krueger: [as Freddy appears from behind the boiler] Go ahead, Jesse. Try it on for size.

    [Jesse throws down the steel glove]

    Freddy Krueger: [Freddy puts his hand on the basement boiler as it sizzles] Kill for me!

  • [we see the view of something coming out from the basement, moving through the house, up the stairs, as Jesse enters into Angela's bedroom]

    Freddy Krueger: [Freddy's voice speaks down to Angela in her bed] Wake up, little girl.

    Angela Walsh: [Angela wakes up from sleeping and turns over, asking half asleep] What time is it?

    Jesse Walsh: [seeing Jesse stand over her wearing Freddy's glove] It's late. Go back to sleep.

  • [Jesse tries to hold Freddy behind the basement door when he calls out for his dad]

    Jesse Walsh: Dad! Help!

    Freddy Krueger: [Jesse turns to run away when Freddy appears, standing behind him] Daddy can't help you now!

  • [Freddy looks at the kids around the pool with his arms out, the gas flame from the barbecue pit blazing behind him]

    Freddy Krueger: You are all my children now.

  • [Lisa looks over for Jesse on the floor as she hears Freddy's laugh]

    Lisa Webber: Jesse?

    Freddy Krueger: [stands up, scratching his steel claws on the desk, walking over to Lisa] He can't fight me. I'm him.

  • [Lisa tries to set Jesse free from Freddy with her love for Jesse]

    Freddy Krueger: Come back to me, Lisa.

    Lisa Webber: I am not afraid of you.

    [Freddy laughs]

    Lisa Webber: He's in there, and I want him back! I'm going to take him away from you, and you are gonna go straight back to hell, you son of a bitch!

    Freddy Krueger: No, Jesse's dead.

    Lisa Webber: Come back to me, Jesse. I love you. Come back to me.

    Freddy Krueger: He's dead!

    Lisa Webber: He can't hold you, Jesse. He's losing his grip. You can get out.

    Freddy Krueger: [weakens to his knees] He'll die with me. He'll die with both of us.

    [Lisa leans in to kiss Freddy]

  • Freddy Krueger: Welcome to Wonderland, Alice.

  • Freddy Krueger: I... am... eternal.

  • Freddy Krueger: Alice, come to daddy.

  • Freddy Krueger: How's this for a wet dream?

  • [about the roach motel]

    Freddy Krueger: You can check in, but you can't check out.

  • Freddy Krueger: You shouldn't have buried me. I'm not dead.

  • Freddy Krueger: No pain, no gain.

  • Freddy Krueger: I've been guarding my gate for a long time, bitch.

  • Roland Kincaid: Kristen! Freddy's back! Freddy's back! Freddy's back!

    [Freddy stabs Kincaid in the stomach]

    Roland Kincaid: I'll see you in hell.

    Freddy Krueger: Tell 'em Freddy sent ya.

    [Jams knives further and cackling]

    Freddy Krueger: One down, two to go.

    [Jams knives further again]

    Roland Kincaid: [In the real world: Gasps and dies while, Freddy laughs maniacally]

  • Freddy Krueger: Elm Street's last brat. Farewell.

    Kristen Parker: We beat you before!

    Freddy Krueger: And now you're all alone! Kristen, why don't you - uh - call on one of your little friends? Maybe they could help.

    Kristen Parker: Never! I'm the last!

    Freddy Krueger: Why don't you... reach out... and cut someone?

    [Kristen screams]

  • [after Kristen calls in Alice]

    Freddy Krueger: How sweet. Fresh meat.

  • Freddy Krueger: Wanna suck face?

    Sheila Kopecky: No!

  • Freddy Krueger: [as nurse] I wanna draw some blood!

  • Freddy Krueger: [Disguised as the school nurse]

    [Wakes Kristen with smelling salts]

    Freddy Krueger: Feeling better now?

    Kristen Parker: What happened?

    Freddy Krueger: Don't worry, you had quite a nasty bump.

    [turns around and starts to laugh darkly before turning around as himself]

    Freddy Krueger: I wanna draw some blood!

    Kristen Parker: NO!

    [is woken up by smelling salts]

    Kristen Parker: No!

    Nurse: Feeling better now?

    Kristen Parker: What happened?

    Nurse: You had quite a nasty bump.

  • [wakes up from anesthesia and sees a doctor with a burned face]

    Rick Johnson: Krueger!

    Freddy Krueger: Well I ain't Dr. Seuss.

  • Freddy Krueger: Sayonara, Rick-san!

  • Freddy Krueger: You flunk.

  • Freddy Krueger: You've got their powers. I've got their souls. Come on!

  • Freddy Krueger: [being served a pizza pie consisting of living human faces] Mmm... the usual. My favorite. Mmm... Eeney, meeney, miney... MOE!

    [stabs Rick's face with his glove]

    Freddy Krueger: Mmm... Rick, you little meatball. I love soul food. Bring me more.

    [notices Debbie and laughs]

    Freddy Krueger: Your shift is over.

  • [after killing Kincaid]

    Freddy Krueger: One down. Two to go.

  • Debbie Stevens: I don't believe in you.

    Freddy Krueger: I believe in you.

  • [battling Alice in the dream church]

    Freddy Krueger: You think you've got what it takes? I've been guarding my gate for a long time, bitch.

  • Freddy Krueger: If the food don't kill ya, the service will.

    [laughs]

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