Fred Williams Quotes in Boys' Night Out (1962)

Slattery: How bad is he hooked?

Fred Williams: About as bad as you can get. When he remembers the score, he knows he's on the loser's end. But when he remembers the girl, he forgets the score.

Fred Williams: Stand up, Buster

Howard: I am standing up.

Fred Williams: If you had any guts you'd be taller!

Fred Williams: [Slattery, the bartender, has just given Williams some good advice] You know something, Mr. Slattery? You know something, Mr. Slattery.

Fred Williams: If there's one thing I hate it's guys who chippen out when the chicks are down.

Fred Williams: I've had ti many martoonis.

Cathy: Fred, what's the matter?

Fred Williams: The matter? It's one thing for a girl to be - to go wrong. A guy'd have to be pretty narrow-minded not to overlook a thing like that. But to make me a miserable guinea pig? To use a guy for, for an experiment? To be a dirty, contemptible... *sociologist*! That's about as low as you can get!

[the boys are discussing which one of the four boys will get it on with Cathy on Mondays]

Fred Williams: I'm busy Monday nights.

Doug Jackson: That busy?

Fred Williams: Monday night the Greenwich Little League Association meets.

George Drayton: Little league? This is big league stuff, baby. Night games.

Fred Williams: It's a very important

[little league]

Fred Williams: game, really. We're battling it out for sixth place.