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  • Franny Philips: They can do anything they want to do, can't they? They can tell us anything, or not tell us anything, and we can't do anything, or say anything! We haven't got one single lousy human right!

  • Franny Philips: [Discussing how Jamie was told his parents were divorcing] What happened, after they split?

    Jamie Harris: Ralph moved here, and my mom sold our house.

    Franny Philips: Was it a nice house?

    Jamie Harris: [Nodding] It was too big for the both of us.

    Franny Philips: What they'd say when they told you?

    Jamie Harris: I already knew.

    Franny Philips: They didn't just move out and sell the whole house and not tell you.

    Jamie Harris: We went to McDonald's.

    Franny Philips: McDonald's?

    Jamie Harris: We were going out that night. They said I could pick any restaurant in the whole world I wanted to go to. I was nine years old. I picked McDonald's.

    Franny Philips: I love McDonald's

    Jamie Harris: I had a Big Mac, french fries, vanilla shake. And then they said that I knew that they'd been having problems. And that, everyone thought that it would be a lot better if Ralph moved out for a while. And did I want a dog?

    Franny Philips: I've got a dog.

    Jamie Harris: Um, maybe they'll get you ice skates.

    Franny Philips: And then?

    Jamie Harris: Then they say they love you.

    Franny Philips: And then?

    Jamie Harris: [pause] I threw up.

  • Franny Philips: [waiting for her dog to take a dump] Can you write me a note if I'm late to school?

    Paul Philips: I guess so.

    Franny Philips: "Dear Teacher, Please let Franny into class without penalty. Her dog wouldn't shit."

    Paul Philips: Franny! Watch your mouth!

    Franny Philips: Daddy, you're such a prude!

    Paul Philips: Well, I didn't say "shit" until I was eighteen years old... and no one thought *I* was retarded.

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