Frankie Ballenbacher Quotes in Alpha Dog (2006)

Frankie Ballenbacher: You want a cigarette?

Zack Mazursky: No, I don't smoke.

Frankie Ballenbacher: Fuck that. It's good for you.

Zack Mazursky: Frankie, what's going on? Frank? Frankie? Dude.

[pause]

Zack Mazursky: Oh, man!

Elvis Schmidt: [Grabs Zack] All right, you ready? Let's do this!

Zack Mazursky: OH MAN, PLEASE! I didn't do anything!

[He starts crying]

Elvis Schmidt: Move it! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Zack Mazursky: I SWEAR TO GOD, PLEASE!

Frankie Ballenbacher: Relax!

Zack Mazursky: FRANKIE, PLEASE!

Frankie Ballenbacher: Relax, buddy! Relax, okay? It's not what you think, okay?

Zack Mazursky: YEAH IT IS, FRANKIE! Frankie, I thought we were boys!

Frankie Ballenbacher: [Frankie starts crying] We ARE boys!

Zack Mazursky: Frankie, there's nobody up there! Nobody is picking me up!

Frankie Ballenbacher: Yes, there is, okay? Just stop freaking out!

Zack Mazursky: Frankie, you promise?

Frankie Ballenbacher: I promise, all right?

Zack Mazursky: You swear?

Frankie Ballenbacher: [Frankie continues to break down crying] Zack, everything's cool, on my life, okay, l swear to God! Come on. Okay, I swear to God, alright?

[Frankie takes Zack's arm and leads him up the hill]

Frankie Ballenbacher: Let's just walk!

Zack Mazursky: All right...

Frankie Ballenbacher: We're just going to take a walk. Come on, man...

Susan Hartunian: You better get yourself a good lawyer!

Frankie Ballenbacher: Fuck you!

Frankie Ballenbacher: Where is that motherfucker?

Johnny Truelove: Who the fuck knows? I don't know! He's probably laying low waiting to shoot me in the fucking head! I mean, think about it, that's what I'd be doing.

Frankie Ballenbacher: Stop already, alright? You know how I get with this anxiety shit!

Juergen Ballenbacher: There's coffee but Destiny got up late so I need you to straighten up the house.

Frankie Ballenbacher: How am I supposed to clean up after your party?

Juergen Ballenbacher: 'Cause I'm hungover like a bitch! Don't argue with me, I'm in no mood. Look, I come home here yesterday and your shit's all over the house!

[Frankie flips him off]

Juergen Ballenbacher: We had a deal, remember? You get a job, you pay rent, or you work here...

Frankie Ballenbacher: All right, FUCK! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

Juergen Ballenbacher: Nice fuckin' mouth!

[Walks out]

Frankie Ballenbacher: [to Zack] Fucking dick!

Zack Mazursky: Hey. Don't worry about it, I'll help you with the work.

Frankie Ballenbacher: Juergen's a botanist. He grows everything we need right here; tomatoes, cucumbers, corn... fucking spices and shit. Motherfucker's a full-blown alcoholic, smokes like a chimney but GOD DAMN if we don't eat healthy, right? Oh yeah, look at this shit right here.

[Frankie points to the budding marijuana plants]

Frankie Ballenbacher: Daddy's pride and joy! Of course, that greedy bastard will smoke 'em all, but it's Frankie's job to take care of them; water 'em, pull the nails, throw some eggshells on them every now and then. Yeah, right?

[to Zack]

Frankie Ballenbacher: Well, fuck it, let's get to work!

Frankie Ballenbacher: [after Elvis shows up to the motel with a gun, revealing the plan to murder Zack] Fuck that. Johnny didn't tell me shit!

Elvis Schmidt: The decision's been made.

Frankie Ballenbacher: Fuck you.

Elvis Schmidt: [Elvis suddenly grabs Frankie and aggressively attacks him] FUCK ME? FUCK YOU! JOHNNY SENT ME HERE TO TAKE CARE OF SOMETHING AND I'M GUNNA FUCKIN' DO IT, WITH YOU, OR THROUGH YOU!

[Elvis keeps his grip on Frankie and smirks]

Elvis Schmidt: Who's sucking whose cock now, huh, Frankie?

Frankie Ballenbacher: Fuck that, I'm out!

Elvis Schmidt: [Elvis attacks Frankie again] FUCK THAT, YOU'RE FUCKIN' IN! I'M UP HERE TO CLEAN UP YOUR MESS, AND YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING HELP ME, OR THE WHOLE WORLD IS GONNA COME DOWN ON YOUR HEAD!

Frankie Ballenbacher: ALL RIGHT! Fucking let go of me!

[Frankie straightens up]

Frankie Ballenbacher: What the fuck do you want me to do?

Frankie Ballenbacher: You're a faggot dude. 100%. Don't talk to me anymore okay. I fuck bitches. You're a homo.

Zack Mazursky: I would NEVER rat you guys out.

Frankie Ballenbacher: Hey, we know that, man.

Frankie Ballenbacher: Dance, bitch!

Frankie Ballenbacher: Jesus, first you give me mouth, now you're giving me fucking tears. Do me a favor Susan, have a period or something.

Frankie Ballenbacher: I got it under control. Say it, "You, Frankie, have got it under control." Say it!

Susan Hartunian: You, Frankie, have it under control.

Frankie Ballenbacher: Right now, say "I, Susan, am a whiny fucking bitch and you, Frankie, have it under control!"

Susan Hartunian: I, Susan, am a whiny fucking bitch and you Frankie, have it under control!

Frankie Ballenbacher: Worst comes to worst I tell everybody to go fuck themselves, put 50 bucks in the kid's pocket, and stick him on a bus!

Frankie Ballenbacher: [on Elvis] He's like a spook

Frankie Ballenbacher: Fiesta, motherfuckers!

Frankie Ballenbacher: What about me?

Johnny Truelove: No.

Frankie Ballenbacher: No, what?

Johnny Truelove: He stays with you.

Frankie Ballenbacher: [emphasized] Wha-a-at?

Johnny Truelove: I said 'all fucking queers are deaf', motherfucker!

Frankie Ballenbacher: [to Johnny] Let's just grease the kid. That it's taken care of and we're not running around here like a bunch of fuckin' Chinamen!