Frank the Pug Quotes in Men in Black II (2002)

Frank the Pug: [Frank sings "I Will Survive"] And now you're back from outer space, / I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face, / I should've changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key, / If I'd have known for just one second you'd be back to bother me. / Go on, now go! Walk out the door...

Agent J: Frank! Move your head inside this window, before I roll it up in there.

Frank the Pug: [Sits further away from the window] Got it!

[Starts humming "I Will Survive" melody again, looking anxiously out the window]

Agent J: [shouts] Frank!

[to an agent who laughs at him]

Frank the Pug: Got kids?

Agent: No.

Frank the Pug: Want 'em?

[bares his teeth, attacks the agent]

Agent J: Am I supposed to take advice on love from a dude that chases his own ass?

Frank the Pug: Easy, pal. That's canine profiling, and I resent it.

Kevin Brown/K: How ya doing?

Agent J: Good.

Kevin Brown/K: Listen, we've all been there. The girl is gone and it hurts. Wanna talk about it?

Agent J: No.

Kevin Brown/K: I can help.

Agent J: No.

Zed: [walks into the room] Still sulking?

Kevin Brown/K: [at the same time as J] Yeah.

Agent J: [at the same time as K] No.

Zed: You miss her, it happens to all of us. There was this young, hot thing I knew once. When our bodies were intwined, in the positions of the Kamasutra...

Agent J: Zed!

[Grins and chuckles]

Agent J: Come on, man! Damn!

Frank the Pug: [walks in] I'll tell you about dames. They say they wanna be scratched behind the ears, but what they REALLY want is...

[growls]

Agent J: Hey! Come on...

Frank the Pug: What? Still sitting shiva? Want my advice?

Agent J: No.

[to Frank]

Agent J: No advice...

Agent J: [to K] ... no talking...

Frank the Pug: D'ya tell the girl you love her?

Agent J: Hey, man, she's a witness to a crime, that's it.

Frank the Pug: Yada, yada, you're attracted. She's not even my species, and I'm attracted.

Frank the Pug: How about we do the good cop, bad cop routine? You can interrogate the witness, and I growl. Grrrrr...

Agent J: Aww, naw wait, how about we do the good cop, dumb dog thing, and you just shut up?

[Frank is wearing his very own MIB suit]

Frank the Pug: J! Wait up! I appreciate this shot man. Thought I'd never get out of that mailroom.

Agent J: Lose the suit!

Frank the Pug: Sure thing partner. No problemo. Just going for the look. But if I say so myself, I do find the overall effect very slimming!

Agent J: Stay!

Frank the Pug: Listen, partner. I may look like a dog, but I only play one here on Earth.

Agent J: OK, wipe your mouth.

[Jay and Kay meet a strange-looking man holding a dog on a leash]

Jay: Now that's the worst disguise ever. That guy's gotta be an alien.

Frank the Pug: You don't like it, you can kiss my furry little butt!

Frank the Pug: The galaxy is here!

Kay: What do you mean "here?"

Jay: Galaxy's millions of stars and planets. How's it here?

Frank the Pug: You humans! When will you learn size doesn't matter? Just because something's important, doesn't mean it's not very small.