Frank Navasky Quotes in You've Got Mail (1998)

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Frank Navasky Quotes:

  • Frank Navasky: [about Birdie] She fell in love with Generalissimo Franco!

    Kathleen Kelly: No, don't say that. Really. We don't know that for sure.

    Frank Navasky: Well, who else could it have been? It was probably around 1960.

    Kathleen Kelly: Do you want some popcorn?

    Frank Navasky: I can't believe this! I mean, it's not like he was something normal, like a socialist or an anarchist or something.

    Kathleen Kelly: It happened in Spain. People do really stupid things in foreign countries.

    Frank Navasky: Absolutely. They buy leather jackets for much more than they're worth. But they don't fall in love with fascist dictators!

  • Frank Navasky: Name me one thing, *one*, that we've gained from technology.

    Kathleen Kelly: Electricity.

    Frank Navasky: That's one.

    [points to Kathleen's computer]

    Frank Navasky: You think this machine is your friend, but it's not.

  • Frank Navasky: Kathleen, you are a lone reed. You are a lone...

    [sits down at his typewriter]

    Frank Navasky: [typing] "... reed, standing tall, waving boldly in the corrupt sands of commerce."

    [pulls the page out and hands it to Kathleen]

    Kathleen Kelly: I am a lone reed.

    Frank Navasky: Lone reed.

  • Person in Theatre: Do you mind?

    Frank Navasky: A HOTDOG is singing. You need quiet while a hotdog is singing?

  • Kathleen Kelly: I have something to tell you, Frank. I didn't vote.

    Frank Navasky: What?

    Kathleen Kelly: In the last mayoral election, when Rudy Giuliani was running against Ruth Messenger, I went to get a manicure and forgot to vote.

    Frank Navasky: Since when do you get manicures?

    Kathleen Kelly: Oh, I suppose you could never be with a woman who got manicures...

    Frank Navasky: Never mind. It's okay. I forgive you.

    Kathleen Kelly: [stares] You *forgive* me?

    [Kathleen gets up and leaves]

  • Frank Navasky: Joe Fox?

    Joe Fox: F-O-X.

    Frank Navasky: The inventor of the superstore, of course. The enemy of the mid-list novel, the destroyer of City Books. Tell me something: really, how do you sleep at night?

    Patricia Eden: [walking up] Ah, I use a wonderful over-the-counter drug, Ultradorm. Don't take the whole thing, just half, and you will wake up without even the tiniest hangover.

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