Frank Navasky Quotes in You've Got Mail (1998)
Frank Navasky Quotes:
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Frank Navasky: [about Birdie] She fell in love with Generalissimo Franco!
Kathleen Kelly: No, don't say that. Really. We don't know that for sure.
Frank Navasky: Well, who else could it have been? It was probably around 1960.
Kathleen Kelly: Do you want some popcorn?
Frank Navasky: I can't believe this! I mean, it's not like he was something normal, like a socialist or an anarchist or something.
Kathleen Kelly: It happened in Spain. People do really stupid things in foreign countries.
Frank Navasky: Absolutely. They buy leather jackets for much more than they're worth. But they don't fall in love with fascist dictators!
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Frank Navasky: Name me one thing, *one*, that we've gained from technology.
Kathleen Kelly: Electricity.
Frank Navasky: That's one.
[points to Kathleen's computer]
Frank Navasky: You think this machine is your friend, but it's not.
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Frank Navasky: Kathleen, you are a lone reed. You are a lone...
[sits down at his typewriter]
Frank Navasky: [typing] "... reed, standing tall, waving boldly in the corrupt sands of commerce."
[pulls the page out and hands it to Kathleen]
Kathleen Kelly: I am a lone reed.
Frank Navasky: Lone reed.
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Person in Theatre: Do you mind?
Frank Navasky: A HOTDOG is singing. You need quiet while a hotdog is singing?
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Kathleen Kelly: I have something to tell you, Frank. I didn't vote.
Frank Navasky: What?
Kathleen Kelly: In the last mayoral election, when Rudy Giuliani was running against Ruth Messenger, I went to get a manicure and forgot to vote.
Frank Navasky: Since when do you get manicures?
Kathleen Kelly: Oh, I suppose you could never be with a woman who got manicures...
Frank Navasky: Never mind. It's okay. I forgive you.
Kathleen Kelly: [stares] You *forgive* me?
[Kathleen gets up and leaves]
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Frank Navasky: Joe Fox?
Joe Fox: F-O-X.
Frank Navasky: The inventor of the superstore, of course. The enemy of the mid-list novel, the destroyer of City Books. Tell me something: really, how do you sleep at night?
Patricia Eden: [walking up] Ah, I use a wonderful over-the-counter drug, Ultradorm. Don't take the whole thing, just half, and you will wake up without even the tiniest hangover.
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