Frank Milo Quotes in Mad Dog and Glory (1993)
Frank Milo Quotes:
Frank Milo: Women, you can't live with them and you can't kill 'em.
[Frank is doing his routine for a group of cops]
Frank Milo: My friend, Phil, he wants to join the police department. He goes to the station, and starts filling out the application. They ask him, "Mr. Scarangello, how tall are you?" And he looks at his right hand and says, "Uh, five foot ten." And they ask him, "how much do you weigh?" And he looks at his other hand, and says, "Two hundred and three pounds." So then they ask, "Okay, and what's your first name?" He goes...
[bobs his head from side to side, then]
Frank Milo: "Philly." They ask him, "what are you doing with your head there?" He goes...
Frank Milo: "Happy Birthday to me, Happy birthday to me...?
Frank Milo: Do you know what botulism is? We can get her with soup.
Frank Milo: [Speaking to MadDog] Hey ossifer, what's the word?
Frank Milo: [after being accused, by Mike, of killing the shooter that was left in the garbage pail] Oh and incidently, I don't know what you are talking about... a guy in a garbage pail... but uh, most of the people I know who don't die in bed... they usually wind up killing themselves.
Frank Milo: Are you married?
Mad Dog: No. No, not personally, no.
Frank Milo: [mid make out] I should do some sit-ups.
Glory: Right now?
Frank Milo: I mean in general.
Frank Milo: You always get someone to fight your fights for you?
Frank Milo: Who am I to talk? You alright Harold?
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