Franjean Quotes in Willow (1988)

Rool: We'll never catch up with those horses!

Franjean: Then we will have to track them.

Rool: That would take forever. Besides, even if we find them, they'd only capture us, stick us in cages, torture us and finally devour us!

Franjean: Are you suggesting we go home?

Rool: Nah, this is more fun.

Franjean: All right, fine then. Come on!

Franjean: Don't I know you? I stole the baby from you, Daikini! While you were taking a peepee!

Franjean: Fine, good! Then we go that way, to the lake!

Rool: [tapping Franjean's shoulder] *That* way.

Franjean: You are drunk! And when you are drunk, you forget that I am in charge!

Rool: [in unison] You are in charge. Fine, then which way do we go?

Franjean, Rool: THAT WAY!

Madmartigan: Oh, NO! That's the way I'm going! All right, all right, you can follow me as far as the lake. But that's it!

[beat]

Madmartigan: You're not going south, are you?

Franjean: Oh no, where did everybody go?

Rool: Maybe it was something we said.

Franjean: Stupid Daikini.

[Upon meeting Fin Raziel, who had been transformed into a muskrat]

Rool: That's Raziel?

Franjean: I don't know, I expected something more grand, less...

Rool: Fuzzy.

Franjean: Fuzzy.

Madmartigan: Well, looks like I got you here.

Franjean: You? What did you do?

Rool: All you did was hang around and eat our eggs.

Franjean: Don't play with that wand! It holds vast powers. Only a real sorcerer can use it, not a stupid peck like you.

Willow: Meegosh... did we do the right thing?

Meegosh: Absolutely. There's nothing to worry about.

[They hear Elora crying overhead, and look up to see her being carried by a hawk ridden by a brownie]

Franjean: Yaaah, ha-ha! I stole the baby, I stole the baby, ha-ha! Yah!

Willow: That's my baby! Stop, wait, come back!

Franjean: [flying off] Left, you stupid bird, left! Ha-ha!

Franjean: Now, this way.

Rool: Nooo, no, I don't think so.

Franjean: All right, then, this way.

Rool: Nooo, no.

[points]

Rool: THIS way.

Franjean: THIS way?

Rool: That's what I SAID!

Franjean: [to Willow] This way.

Rool: Rats! Big rats!

Franjean: What? What? Oh, Rool, you and that stupid rat dream.

Madmartigan: Hey, Mumbo. Jumbo. I am hungry. Go get me some eggs or something.

Franjean: We are not afraid of you!

Madmartigan: NOW!

[Franjean and Rool race off]

Madmartigan: Let me do that. Get away, rodents!

Franjean: Take your hand off that! You leave that alone you stupid, fat Daikini!

Rool: Let me see!

Franjean: Let *me* see!

Rool: You always see!