François Quotes in Timeline (2003)
François Quotes:
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[Everyone is getting ready to leave, except for Josh Stern]
François: [to Stern] Remember the 50 bucks I owe you?
[hands him an I.O.U]
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Robert Doniger: Oh.
Robert Doniger: [walks over to the group and takes Francois' glasses off] Sorry Francois - they didn't - have these...
François: You know, I can't see without them.
Robert Doniger: I'm sure you'll be fine. That's where we goofed up with the professor.
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Francois: [to Skinner] Easy to cook, easy to eat, Gusteau makes Chinese food... Chine-easy!
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Skinner: I want you to work up something for my latest frozen food concept: Gusteau's Corn Puppies. They're like corn dogs, only smaller. Bite size.
Francois: What are corn dogs?
Skinner: Cheap sausages dipped in batter and deep fried. You know, American. Whip something up. Maybe Gusteau in overalls and Huckleberry Tom hat.
Francois: Or as a big ear of corn in doggie make-up.
Skinner: Y-yes. But, please, with dignity.
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Francois: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?
Clouseau: The exploding kind.
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Bruno: Isn't there anybody you can call at 3 a.m. in case you have a big problem?
François: I don't have any big problem.
Bruno: Yes, you have one, you can't call anybody at 3 a.m.!
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Bruno: Same old story. You meet people, get close to them... then they're gone. Friendship is a myth.
François: Look who's talking! You make friends with everyone.
Bruno: Everyone's the same as nobody. Believe me, we're always alone.
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Bruno: Are you married?
François: I am. But she isn't so much any more!
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Danny Reed: François! Have you seen Mr. Hanover?
François: Twice, sir. The first time he came from his dressing room he had a telegram in his hand. He ordered scotch and soda. A bottle of each.
Danny Reed: I know! I know!
François: The second time he came from his dressing room he asked which way is Connecticut.
Danny Reed: Connecticut?
François: Connecticut. He said he had a friend there who knows about women too.
Danny Reed: Why didn't you stop him?
François: How can I stop him sir when I don't know which way is Connecticut!
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Francois: Italian men think that 'Fidelity' is the name of the woman who lives across the hall.
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Francois: TrËs bien, now tomorrow you kick me in the nuts.
Og: And the next day I'll get kicked.
Christopher Watkins: And then what?
Christopher Watkins: We can't get kicked in the nuts every day, she'll get suspicious!
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[last lines]
[At the gala, butler Francois applauds the reunited couple as the general harrumphs his disapproval]
General de Villafranc: Tut, tut! Remember your place.
Francois: Oh, I think you're an old meanie.
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Francois: Beauty is only skin deep.
Jacques St. Ives: That's it. Our friendship is over. I cannot love a man who loves a cliche.
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Michèle: Read it... Read it... This is really good. This one, too. All books on the Holocaust.
François: The Shoah.
Michèle: When did the Holocaust go out? I've always heard Holocaust.
François: They say Shoah.
Michèle: Everyone says Holocaust.
François: Michèle, Holocaust means an accepted religious sacrifice. It was a Shoah, a genocide, not an offering to God.
Michèle: That TV series was called Holocaust. TV is serious stuff.
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François: My sweater suits you.
Michèle: You can have it back.
François: You're sweet to wear it.
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François: You doing okay?
Michèle: Yeah, I'm a Buddhist now.
François: Then you're doing fine. What's that involve?
Michèle: Lots of meditation... You've gotta work toward enlightment, nothingness.
François: That's tough.
Michèle: Yes, all of this positive energy is exhausting.
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Michèle: What's your religion?
François: Meaning?
Michèle: What religion are you?
François: I'm nothing. Do I have to have one? The cops ask easier questions.
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François: If I come to a Buddhist meeting with you do I have to shave my head and take off my shoes?
Michèle: You don't have to take off your shoes.
François: What, then?
-- François
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