Francis the Driver Quotes in Superbad (2007)

Francis the Driver: So, you guys on MySpace?

Francis the Driver: I'm gonna be totally honest with you. I have a warrant out for a totally nonviolent crime. Okay? There. Mercy Street, guys.

Seth: Well, I'll be honest with you for a second.

Francis the Driver: Okay.

Seth: You better get us a shitload of cash or a shitload of alcohol or you're going to fucking prison.

Evan: What are you doing, man? That's - You don't need to...

Francis the Driver: Okay.

Evan: No, let's not - Let's hang on a second here.

Seth: Cough it up.

Francis the Driver: Fine.

Evan: I don't know if we should be doing anything too official.

Francis the Driver: Let's work together. We're working together. It's like Let's Make a Deal. Here we go.

Seth: Seven bucks? Are you fucking serious? This isn't enough for anything. What are you, a 6-year-old?

Francis the Driver: It's all I have, man. That's all I have.

Seth: Well, you better think of something quickly, alright? Ah, my back!

Francis the Driver: No, no, no, no, no. Wait.

Seth: My back! Cops, my back.

Francis the Driver: Wait, don't do that. Alright, listen. I can get you alcohol. I'm going to this party right now, bro. Okay? It's got booze, it's got girls. Booze and girls equals... I don't know. Do you? I don't know. Do you? I think you do. Do you?

Francis the Driver: Because I'll do anything. Like, literally, *fucking* anything! Name it. Name it!