Francis Fratelli Quotes in The Goonies (1985)

[the Fratellis are interrogating Chunk]

Francis Fratelli: [grabs Chunk by the throat] Hey, kid! I want you to spill your guts, tell us everything!

Chunk: Everything?

Francis Fratelli: *Everything*.

Chunk: [sobbing] Everything. OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!

[much later]

Chunk: ...but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!

Jake Fratelli: [amused] I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!

Mama Fratelli: [tired of Chunk's stalling] Hit puree!

Jake Fratelli: [the Fratelis come across the bones of Chester Copperpot, Jake checks his wallet] Niente. Kids must've cleaned him out.

Mama Fratelli: Sure, right before they ate him!

Francis Fratelli: Stupid.

Francis Fratelli: Get the rope here. Slothy, Slothy, jumprope Slothy.

Jake Fratelli: What do you mean jump rope?

Francis Fratelli, Jake Fratelli: Jumprope! Jumprope.

[singing]

Francis Fratelli, Jake Fratelli: Ring around the rosie, pocket full of posies...

[Jake and Francis swing around Sloth to tie him up]

Sloth: [Sloth rips off his shirt revealing a T-Shirt with the Superman 'S' on the front] Sloth!

Jake Fratelli: We're in deep shit now, Francis.

Francis Fratelli: Oh, shit!

Richard 'Data' Wang: Hey I've got a great idea you guys! Slick shoes!

Mikey, Mouth: [together] Slick shoes? ARE YOU CRAZY?

Andy: DATA!

Francis Fratelli: [Jake tries to push Francis over the log] DON'T PUSH JAKE!

Jake Fratelli: I'm not pushing Francis now hurry up!

Mama Fratelli: [after Francis slips and falls on his crotch] Francis sweetheart are you okay?

Francis Fratelli: [High pitched voice] NOOOOOOO!

Francis Fratelli: [yanks off his toupee, as bats swarm] Watch your hair! Watch your hair! They're goin' for the hair!

Jake Fratelli: Francis, the lock. The lock!

Francis Fratelli: Let go of the handle.

Jake Fratelli: I don't have the handle! Open the lock!

Mama Fratelli: Jake, up! Come on, move it!

Jake Fratelli: You know Sloth, if you sit too close to the TV, you're going hurt your eyes.

Sloth: Eh!

Francis Fratelli: Jake leave him alone!

Jake Fratelli: You know Sloth if you sit too close to the TV you're going hurt your eyes.

Sloth: [grunting] Eh!

Francis Fratelli: Jake leave him alone.

Francis Fratelli: Sloth stop that.

Jake Fratelli: Do you remember when we took you to the Bronx Zoo and left you there?

Francis Fratelli: We've never been to the Bronx Zoo!

Jake Fratelli: Do you remember the time we were going to get your teeth fixed and we spent all of the money on Francis's toupee?

Francis Fratelli: I DON'T WEAR A hair piece!