Francine Driver Quotes in Girl Walks Into a Bar (2011)
Francine Driver Quotes:
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[last lines]
Henry: You have this... intangible quality.
Francine Driver: Try harder.
Henry: I'm cursed by the blossoming knowledge of my feminine ideal & she looks suspiciously like you.
Francine Driver: That's not bad.
Henry: It's pretty good, you mean. Not a total waste.
Francine Driver: How about the truth.
Henry: The truth is you're not my usual type.
Francine Driver: What's your usual type?
Henry: Gaunt, fashionable and dumb, with a big square Appalachian ass and an obsession with country music.
Francine Driver: Jesus.
Henry: Will you at least consider it?
Francine Driver: [sighs, rips up photo. Sighs. Smiles. Grins]
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Henry: Hey sorry about that.
Francine Driver: Oh, no problem.
Henry: I'd like to make it up to you.
Francine Driver: No need. I see you're the kind of guy that takes initiative.
Henry: Is that bad?
Francine Driver: No, it will serve you well. Don't they card people anymore?
Henry: I'm older than I look.
Francine Driver: 12?
Henry: Cheers. Henry.
Francine Driver: Francine.
Henry: Can I ask you a question Francine?
Francine Driver: It depends.
Henry: By some miracle of circumstance I happened to look over there and you were lifting your shirt for that guy.
Francine Driver: Mm, that's not a question.
Henry: My question, and call me a hopeless romantic, is about the extraordinary possibility of those being real. Could they be?
Francine Driver: You need to grow up. And get a girlfriend.
Henry: I have a girlfriend.
Francine Driver: Where is she?
Henry: Stood me up.
Francine Driver: Aww, a tale of woe playing on my sympathy. Good luck with that.
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Francine Driver: You wanna frisk me?
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Henry: You have this... intangible quality.
Francine Driver: Try harder.
Henry: I'm cursed by the blossoming knowledge of my feminine ideal & she looks suspiciously like you.
Francine Driver: That's not bad.
Henry: It's pretty good, you mean. Not a total waste.
Francine Driver: How about the truth.
Henry: The truth is you're not my usual type.
Francine Driver: What's your usual type?
Henry: Gaunt, fashionable and dumb, with a big square Appalachian ass and an obsession with country music.
Francine Driver: Jesus.
Henry: Will you at least consider it?
Francine Driver: [sighs, rips up photo. Sighs. Smiles. Grins]
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[first lines]
Nick: I, I'm sorry, I'm waiting for someone.
Francine Driver: You are...
Nick: Uh, under normal circumstances, I'd never turn you away, but this is a business meeting.
Francine Driver: What kind of business are you in?
Nick: Um, I work in real estate, corporate real estate.
Francine Driver: What's your name?
Nick: Look, I don't mean to be rude. I swear if you knew me, I'm the last guy to say no, to a beautiful...
Francine Driver: Wow, you can't even tell me your name?
Nick: Dennis.
Francine Driver: I don't believe you.
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Francine Driver: A lot of guys don't have the ovaries for this job.
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