Francine Quotes in The Other Guys (2010)

Terry Hoitz: What the hell are you doing?

Francine: I'm dancing, Terry. What the hell are you doing here?

Terry Hoitz: I love you, Francine. If you were with me, you wouldn't be here in this strip club, shaking it for dollar bills!

Francine: This is a ballet studio, Terry, okay? These poles are horizontal.

Allen Gamble: He loves you very much, Francine.

Francine: Who is this guy?

Terry Hoitz: What are you doing here, Allen?

Allen Gamble: It's the code, I'm your partner. I'm here to support a friend and a work colleague.

Art Gallery Patron: Is this man bothering you?

Terry Hoitz: [to Francine] Are you actually having sex with this creep?

Francine: Terry, he's gay, okay? He's even wearing a t-shirt that says "I'm gay"!

Ms. Jenkins: [the girls are in gym class working out] Pick it up, Brenda.

Brenda: [low] Stuff it, bitch.

Ms. Jenkins: That goes for you too, Stella!

Stella: [low] Kiss my black ass.

Ms. Jenkins: Get that ass up. Get moving, Francine!

Francine: [low] Up yours.

Francine: Thomas, listen. Listen. There are times when life calls out for a change. A transition. Like the seasons. Our spring was wonderful, but summer is over now and we missed out on autumn. And now all of a sudden, it's cold, so cold that everything is freezing over. Our love fell asleep, and the snow took it by surprise. But if you fall asleep in the snow, you don't feel death coming. Take care.

Francine: Look, you need to catch a man but you not dangling a right bait.

Sidney 'Syd' Shaw: I look fine. You dangle enough for the both of us.

Francine: Honey, you show me a beautiful girl and I'll show you a man whose tired of fucking her.

Jimmy: I guess a little small talks in order here now

Francine: Can it get any smaller?

Jimmy: Now look I can take a hint

Francine: Can you also take a walk

Jimmy: Do you want me to leave?

Francine: YES!

Jimmy: I'll leave right now

Francine: BYE

Jimmy: You expect me to leave after the way you just talked to me?

Francine: Will you go away

Jimmy: I don't want to, I want to stay here and annoy you.

Jimmy: I know you from some place.

Francine: No.

Jimmy: You don't remember me?

Francine: No.

Jimmy: You don't remember we met a few years ago? It was at a party or a dance. We had a long conversation. You can't remember that?

Francine: No.

Jimmy: I just want to explain to you, first of all, my parents are over there, my mother and father, my brother and sister. So I got to see them because I just was two years in the service, you know, so they haven't see me. Now, I want to get your phone number so I can tell you tomorrow about what I was thinking about. There's something very, very important I've got to talk to you about.

Francine: No.

Jimmy: No what? No what?

Francine: No.

Jimmy: No?

Francine: No.

Jimmy: No, no, no. You don't understand. Give me your number. You got a pencil or something?

Francine: No.

Jimmy: All right. I have a photographic memory. Just give me your number, and I'll remember it.

Francine: No.

Jimmy: Yes.

Francine: No.

Jimmy: Yes.

Francine: No.

Jimmy: Can I meet you at Central Park? I'm serious.

Francine: I know. No.

Jimmy: I mean, come on. There's no way...

Francine: No!

Francine: That was it! That was you proposal, get your coat on, put your shoes on, lets go, lets go, lets go, that was it!

Jimmy: Whats wrong with that?

Jimmy: Will you marry me? Will you marry me? I love you. Will you marry me? I don't want anybody else to be with you. I don't want anybody else. I want to be with you, do you understand? I don't want anybody else to be with you except me. I love you. I love you. Look at me. I love you.

Francine: Oh, I love you, too.

Francine: What's the Theory of Relativity, that light is curved?

Jimmy: I don't know.

Francine: They say that only five people in the whole world, you know, know really what it's about.

Jimmy: Well, the Japs understand, from what I know.

Francine: [smoking pot] Where did you get this?

Evan: I found it in my dad's room, actually.

Evan: You know, we should've just taken her to New York.

Francine: No, you know how she loves this outdoors stuff.

Evan: Yeah. If you ask me, though, nature sucks.

Francine: Well, the next time she gets dumped we'll take her to New York.

Francine: Drop your pants.

Evan: What?

Francine: When do people always show up, Evan? What are we doing? Consider it an experiment in probability theory.

Evan: [looking through Francine's car while Francine looks through Chris' car] Goddamnit! Hey? Did you find anything to eat?

Francine: [chewing on a chocolate bar she found] No... no, sorry!

Evan: Scott and Carly took all our frigging sun screen!

[he hears a sound in the woods and goes to check it out]

Francine: [finds a book] Y'know, I think this guy must be some kind of doctor! Maybe we should get him to write us some prescriptions when he gets back.

[lights a cigarette]

Francine: He doesn't have any smokes either. We're almost out... Evan?

[adjusts the mirror to see where Evan was standing; he is no longer there]

Francine: Evan?

[exits car and starts looking around]

Francine: Evan! Where are you? Are you pissing or something?

Francine: You guys know each other?

Will Price: Yeah.

Ashley Matthews: No.

Will Price: We go way back.

Ashley Matthews: We met yesterday.

Francine: [to Ashley] If I were you, I'd run.

Will Price: I think Ashley can decide for herself who she sees.

Ashley Matthews: Oh, I'm not seeing anyone.

Francine: You selfish, conniving jerk!

Will Price: Francine! Good morning. I see we're picking up right where we left off.

Francine: You just can resist the chance to slander someone.

Will Price: Ooo, fancy lawyer talk. Actually, counselor, slander is verbal. Liable is written.

Francine: Fine. Liable. Don't get me sidetracked.

Will Price: Too easy.

Francine: Have you even heard one word I've said.

Will Price: Not really. I've gotten very good at tuning you out.