Francesca Quotes in The Musketeer (2001)

Francesca: I'm not dead. Now will you please go kill him?

Francesca: I can take giant turtles and dinosaurs, but leeches... yuck!

Francesca: You are a kind and gentle soul, if you come to visit us this deep in the underworld that we staining the world with our sins.

Francesca: Paolo kissed tenderly my lips. That day we didn't read any longer.

Baron von Frankenstein: Everybody must have had quite a time last night. There was a huge pile of left-overs in the dining room.

Francesca: I wonder who it was.

[last lines]

Francesca: I'm just a machine with hundreds of parts that will eventually wear out.

Felix Flanken: Well, Francesca, none of us are perfect.

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Felix Flanken: Are perfect...

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Felix Flanken: Are perfect...

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Felix Flanken: Are perfect...

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Felix Flanken: Are perfect...

[Continues]

Yetch: Francesca it's me your Don Juan!

Francesca: [pounding him over the head] I don't Juan to look at you!

Yetch: [lovestruck] I love your eyes, I love your chin, I love the shape they put you in, and when I get to feel your touch I ache for you so very much!

Dracula: What kind of a monster is he? A ghoul? A demon? A spook, or...?

Francesca: A human.

Dracula: They're the worst kind.

Francesca: Felix, you saved my life.

Felix: Don't thank me, thank my pills.

[They kiss]

Felix: Don't thank my pills, thank me.

Felix Flanken: I'll carry you. Boy, you're heavier than I thought.

Francesca: I wanted you to know I'm no easy pick-up.

Francesca: But we haven't received a reply from... It.

Baron von Frankenstein: Well I should hope that we don't. You see, It wasn't invited. It was a crushing bore at our last convention. It kept walking around crushing boars, wild boars, in its hands. Very frankly, Francesca, It disgusts even me.

Francesca: [thinking] I can make the doctor's secrets mine before he bestows them on that Felix Flanken. And I can use Dracula to help me.

The Monster's Mate: Baby, Francesca is up to something with that Dracula. They both bear watching. Besides, it's her own fault for thinking so loud.

The Monster's Mate: Stop behaving like the Statue of Liberty. Put down that torch.

Dracula: Yes, we can still make a deal.

Francesca: Make a deal with you? Not so long as I have Wolfbane for you, vampire, and a torch for you, Monster. Or is it torch for a vampire and Wolfsbane for a monster? Wolfsbane for a werewolf, and a torch for a vampire. No, it's stake through the heart for a vampire and a silver bullet for a monster.

Dracula: I'll take the torch and you get the Wolfsbane.

Yetch: It's me, your Don Juan.

Francesca: I Don Juan to look at you.

Francesca: We also received a very strange reply from someone who says he's arriving on the 13th. Someone named Felix Flanken.

Baron von Frankenstein: He's coming? That is good news. What else does he write?

Francesca: "Looking forward to meeting all those fun people at your resort". Resort? Fun people? He doesn't mean Dracula and the Werewolf surely.

Baron von Frankenstein: Yes, yes? Go on.

Francesca: "Can't hardly wait to dip into the pool in the front of your resort and lie on your beautiful beach." Doctor, does he know about the crocodiles in the lagoon and the quicksand on the beach? Who or what is this Flanken?

Baron von Frankenstein: Oh, don't be alarmed. Felix Flanken is a mere human.

Francesca: Do you really think that It would dare to come here uninvited?

Baron von Frankenstein: I don't know. It is capable of anything.

Francesca: As the doctor's rightful heir, I will be given his secrets and I shall share them with you.

Dracula: Why of course. Half a loaf if better than two in the bushes. Or something like that.

[to himself]

Dracula: Then I shall get rid of you and have all the secrets to myself.

Baron von Frankenstein: Aw, my dear, you look so... Er, ghastly.

The Monster's Mate: [flattered] Oh, doctor.

Francesca: Oh, brother.

Felix Flanken: What unsusual flora and fauna.

Francesca: Yes I know. You like it and it likes you.

Felix Flanken: My place isn't much. Two small rooms, a furnished medicine cabinet, but we'll be married. And soon there will be the sound of little Flankens running around.

Francesca: [Starts to cry] Oh, Felix.

Felix Flanken: What? What have I said? We'll get a bigger place, I'll give up sneezing. What is it?

Francesca: Thank badness, Felix is escaping.

Francesca: [after Kyle tells them about telling Anna] You told Anna Ross?

Matty: Yeah. Kyle said he had a "feeling" about her.

Francesca: Hey, was the feeling anywhere near your crotch?

[Roy laughs]

Francesca: [to Anna] You look like a slut. I like it.

Francesca: Remember when you said that you were great at being Sandy's boyfriend? Well, you weren't.

Matty: That's nice, Francesca. Why don't you just rub it in a little...

[Francesca interrupts him with a surprise kiss]

Francesca: You weren't great at being some girl's boyfriend, Matty. You just found someone who would let you be OK with yourself.

Francesca: [everyone's explaining why they want to steal the SATs] Ok, I'll go first. I'm here to make new friends. Oh, and for the wine.

[Matty just insulted Francesca after Francesca insulted his relationship with his girlfriend]

Matty: I'm sorry... I didn't mean it.

Francesca: Then why did you say it?

Matty: Because she doesn't call anymore.

Francesca: [to her dad] Just because they keep getting younger doesn't mean you will.

[Francesca's father introduces another young bimbo]

Francesca's Father: Francesca, Tiffany. Tiffany, this is my daughter Francesca.

Tiffany: Hi.

Francesca: Peace.

Tiffany: Peace.

[Francesca leaves the house, then turns around]

Francesca: Oh, no. P-I-E-C-E - You.

Francesca: It makes me crazy now-a-days that people have children when there's so many dogs that are in need of forever homes.

Francesca: I'm curious, I mean, does this... does this make me gay?

Ricky: I don't think so.

Francesca: Bi-curious?

Ricky: I don't know.

Francesca: Well, it has to make me somethin'.

Ricky: Human?

Francesca: You are so deeply in bed with the tea party, you'd let Bill O'Reilly teabag you.

Francesca: Oh, you're so soft. Just like...

Ricky: A girl?

Francesca: Yeah.

[Francesca puts her hand between Ricky's legs]

Francesca: And it's so hard, just like a...

Ricky: A boy?

Francesca: Yeah.

Francesca: Oh, god, men. The very thing they want most is the very thing they're most afraid of.

Ricky: Ain't that the truth.

Francesca: Commitment.

Ricky: Dick. Oh, well, I mean that too, but it's a distant second.

Francesca: I'm sorry. Did you say what I think you just said?

Ricky: Mmm, that... commitment's a distant second?

Francesca: No, before that.

Ricky: That men want dick but are afraid of it.

Francesca: Okay, apparently you did.

Francesca: I was full-time at Crystal Meth University.

Francesca: Yes, it's me! And no, I'm not dead!

Francesca: Stop playing games, Malo.

Malo: Games? I never play games. A game presupposes an element of chance, and I never take chances.

Francesca: Robert, please. You don't understand, no-one does. When a woman makes the choice to marry, to have children; in one way her life begins but in another way it stops. You build a life of details. You become a mother, a wife and you stop and stay steady so that your children can move. And when they leave they take your life of details with them. And then you're expected move again only you don't remember what moves you because no-one has asked in so long. Not even yourself. You never in your life think that love like this can happen to you.

Robert Kincaid: But now that you have it...

Francesca: I want to keep it forever. I want to love you the way I do now the rest of my life. Don't you understand... we'll lose it if we leave. I can't make an entire life disappear to start a new one. All I can do is try to hold onto to both. Help me. Help me not lose loving you.

Francesca: I had thoughts about him I hardly knew what to do with, and he read every one. Whatever I wanted, he gave himself up to, and in that moment everything I knew to be true about myself was gone. I was acting like another woman, yet I was more myself than ever before.

Francesca: I realized love won't obey our expectations, it's mystery is pure and absolute.

Francesca: And in that moment, everything I knew to be true about myself up until then was gone. I was acting like another woman, yet I was more myself than ever before.

Robert: If you want me to stop, tell me now.

Francesca: No one's asking you to.

Francesca: They came home. And with them, my life of details.

Francesca: We are the choices that we have made, Robert.

Francesca: But love won't obey our expectations. Its mystery is pure and absolute. What Robert and I had, could not continue if we were together. What Richard and I shared would vanish if we were apart. But how I wanted to share this. How would our lives have changed if I had? Could anyone else have seen the beauty of it?

Francesca: So, do you want more eggs or should we just fuck on the linoleum one last time?

Francesca: What were you like when you were younger?

Robert Kincaid: Trouble.

Clarence: [mimicking Mr Clark] Let me give you the key to my office.

Francesca: Ooh, your office!

Clarence: [puts his hand in his gym shorts] Whoa, THAT ain't the key!

Francesca: If he's so rich, why does he dress like that? He looks like Hitler.

Prospero: Somewhere in the human mind, my dear Francesca, lies the key to our existance. My ancestors tried to find it. And to open the door that separates us from our Creator.

Francesca: But you need no doors to find God. If you believe...

Prospero: Believe? If you believe you are gullible. Can you look around this world and believe in the goodness of a god who rules it? Famine, Pestilence, War, Disease and Death! They rule this world.

Francesca: There is also love and life and hope.

Prospero: Very little hope I assure you. No. If a god of love and life ever did exist... he is long since dead. Someone... something, rules in his place.

Prospero: That cross you wear around your neck; is it only a decoration, or are you a true Christian believer?

Francesca: Yes, I believe - truly.

Prospero: Then I want you to remove it at once! And never to wear it within this castle again!

Francesca: You had me take off my cross because it offended...

Prospero: It offended no one. My Master and his followers look about with open eyes. No, it simply appeared to me to be discourteous... to wear the symbol of a deity long dead.

Francesca: Is there anything to fear in that room?

Prospero: For the uninvited, there is much to fear.

[Prospero has caught her trying to escape]

Francesca: Juliana betrayed us.

Prospero: She betrayed ME.

Francesca: Forgive them!

Prospero: Forgive them? If my hound bites my hand after I have fed and caressed him, should I allow him to go undisciplined?

Francesca: [after Gino has been ordered to be removed from the castle] Prince Prospero let me go with him.

Prospero: You?

Francesca: Please.

Prospero: You , oh no my dear I couldn't bear to think of... No

[to the crowd]

Prospero: you will go to your rooms now and prepare for the masque, you will not appear in your costumes until... midnight.

Prospero: [turns to see Francesca following him] Why do you follow me?

Francesca: Bring Gino back and I will do whatever you wish.

Prospero: You would destroy yourself for him?

Francesca: Yes.

Prospero: [smiling] You almost cause me to doubt.

Juliana: Prospero, my prince I'm ready

[removes the rose to reveal the mark she gave herself]

Juliana: .

Juliana: Gino , my father where are they?

Prospero: [laughing as Francesca hides herself] Modesty but no humility, why do you hide yourself?

Francesca: It's not right that you should look at me.

Prospero: That cross you wear around your neck is it only a decoration or are you a true christian believer?

Francesca: Yes I believe truly.

Prospero: Then I want you to remove it at once and never to wear it within this castle again.

[holds out his hand while Francesca takes off her necklace]

Prospero: .

Juliana: This peasant girl is she always to be bathed in my bedroom?

Prospero: We'll find you another room Juliana, meanwhile you will dress the Lady Francesca in one of your finest gowns.

Juliana: I don't...

Prospero: Later you can instruct her in the ways of the court.

Francesca: Please my father.

Prospero: Your father... oh yes your father and your lover are being quartered in a warm and safe place, now I must go and join my guests.

Juliana: [turning to Francesca] You may think that you have impressed the Prince Prospero, but you can count on little help from me.

Francesca: You will do as he told you.

Juliana: Yes as we all must do.

Francesca: I will do what I must to save my men, but if they are killed I will die and so will Prince Prospero.

Prospero: [to Francesca, who is emotionlessly watching Alfredo burn to death] I see you no longer turn away from the cruelties of life.

Francesca: I no longer care. My life is done.

[she lookls at Prospero]

Francesca: What's left I give to you tonight.

Francesca: Juliana, thank God, I thought... don't know.

[sees the burn mark on Juliana's breast]

Francesca: What's that?

Juliana: Satan's mark.

Francesca: Prospero did THAT to you?

Juliana: No, I did it to myself. Marks me as one of Satan's handmaidens.

Allison 'Frog' Parker: What about the refrigerator?

Francesca: Do you think she's in there?

Jane 'Wombat' Walker: What?

Allison 'Frog' Parker: She thinks she's in the refrigerator.

Jane 'Wombat' Walker: What? Is she insane?

Francesca: The ring could have fallen off when he was stuffing her in there.