Fran Quotes in Rollercoaster (1977)

Fran: Harry?

Harry Calder: Mmh?

Fran: If you're trying to kill us, at least let me put on some lip gloss.

Tracy Calder: Daddy, Confucius say "with faith, man can move mountain."

Harry Calder: I thought Jesus said that.

Tracy Calder: Well, maybe he did. But according to that fortune cookie...

Fran: Which is yours, by the way...

Tracy Calder: ...Confucius said it too.

Harry Calder: Don't believe everything you read.

Tracy Calder: I think daddy's pissed off.

Harry Calder: Where does she learn language like that?

[Fran shrugs]

Ben Tyler: [to complete stranger] I'm sorry about your dog.

Fran: You know, the thing is, Rudy slept in my bed longer than two husbands. Combined.

[starts bawling uncontrollably]

Fran: [to a staring crowd] What are you looking at? Dirty old men need love too!

Fran: I am in extreme state of arousal. Please to make sex all over my face.

Fran: You are the one that stares at me. Why is this?

Owen: [even though Fran is a tough, scary, Slavic woman] Because you are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Fran: Please to do it again... from the backside.

Quint: I've learned to appreciate the finer things in life. I even travel with my own wine. You never know the quality you may encounter at a soiree.

Fran: [smells the wine and coughs] Very classy.

Quint: [takes a swig out of the wine bottle] Mm-hmm. I'm into class. It's my new thing.

David Abbott: We were romantic

Fran: What do you mean?

David Abbott: You know, like boyfriend and girlfriend.

Fran: Yes, I know what romantic means...

Fran: A life lived in fear is a life half lived.

Scott: Look, a beginner has no right to approach an Open Amateur.

Fran: Yeah, well an Open Amateur has no right to dance non-Federation steps, but you did, didn't you?

Scott: But that's different.

Fran: *How* is it different? You're just like the rest of them! You think you're different, but you're not, because you're just, you're just really scared! You're really scared to give someone new a go, because you think, you know, they might just be better than you are! Well, you're just pathetic, and you're gutless. You're a gutless wonder! Vivir con miedo, es como vivir a medias!

Fran: What happened to a life lived in fear and all that stuff?

Scott: Fran...

Fran: You really are a gutless wonder!

Scott: There's a reason for this.

Fran: I don't want to hear!

Scott: Listen to me!

Fran: No!

Scott: It's hard for me too, Fran.

Fran: *Hard*? Hard? How hard do you think it's been for *me*? To get you to dance with me in the first place? Frangipannidellasqueegymop. Wash the coffee cups, Fran, how's your skin, Fran? Hard?

Scott: You don't understand.

Fran: I understand. You've got your Pan Pacifics to win, and I'm back in Beginners, where I belong.

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: I can't.

Fran: Can't what?

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: I can't inject you with window cleaner.

Fran: I don't mind. Hey, what does it do anyway?

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: It causes your brain to die last.

Fran: I don't mind.

Fran: I don't know what's come over me tonight. I'm tingling all over.

Arthur Adamson: I told you about danger, didn't I? First it makes you sick, then when you get through it, it makes you very, very loving.

Fran: Asshole!

Al Bert: Eh, Captain asshole.

Bernie: What's the matter?

Fran: Rick! Cargo bay.

Al Bert: Seems our fearless leader has some plans for Terracor's long-lost pod.

Bernie: You mean steal it? Steal what's inside?

Al Bert: Yup, leave us here counting R.E.M.s as we glow in the dark.

Bernie: Scum bag. Are you sure?

Fran: I thought you said there was no radiation danger.

Al Bert: Well, Fran, maybe the nuclear core just changed its mind.

Fran: Life is so short. Especially yours...

Fran: [to animated creature] You truly are a doll.

Buzz: Help yourself to some of your father's product.

Fran: Not me. That's what killed mama.

Fran: What are you? A man or a mouse?

Wally 'The Fox' Benton: I'm a man, but tell me if you see a cat coming.

Herman: My son's Herman too. He's learning the business.

Fran: Following in his father's fingerprints?

Jones: [Entering the room] Good morning, ladies. I trust you had a pleasant hight.

Fran: [Sarcastucally] Oh, yes. Every time I woke up I had a nightmare.

Wally 'The Fox' Benton: It was probably just your imagination.

Fran: Didn't you hear it too?

Wally 'The Fox' Benton: Sure but I got a pretty good imagination.