Flynn the Fine Quotes in The Gamers: Dorkness Rising (2008)

Daphne: What did the barmaid say?

Flynn the Fine: "Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh gods, yes."

Daphne: About Mort Kemnon, dumbass?

Flynn the Fine: [singing] Shut up, dear peasant, rest your head. Or I'll have the sorceress kill your ass dead.

Flynn the Fine: [as he is taken away by zombies] There's thirty-seven more of me, asshole!

Flynn the Fine: [singing] Dear Goblin friends, dear Goblin friends, please hear my song...

[Flynn gets shot with arrows by the Goblins]

Lodge: [rolls] Yeah. Yeah, you're dead.

Gary: [holds stopwatch] At 29 minutes, 42 seconds. New personal best, Leo.

Leo: There are so many places I could put that stopwatch!

Flynn the Fine: What is that heavenly music?

Priestess: The Hymn to Therin. It calls to our goddess.

Leo: [voice-over] I seduce the priestess!

Lodge: [voice-over] She's taken a vow of celibacy!

Leo: [voice-over] Dude, 20 ranks in seduction!

Flynn the Fine: [to priestess] Hey, baby. Wanna tune my mandolin?

[rolls and the priestess and Flynn leave the room]

Daphne: [to Hierophant] Please understand the horny Bard does not represent us.

Flynn the Fine: Watch out for Rennard! He'll backstab you!

[Flynn gets backstabbed by Rennard]

Flynn the Fine: Oh, just like that.

The Inquisitor: Hail, Flynn the Fine.

Flynn the Fine: Hail, random creepy knight guy.

Lodge: [voice-over] Dumbass, bardic knowledge.

Flynn the Fine: Oh, yeah, right! You are totally...

Lodge: [voice-over] The Lord High Inquisitor...

Flynn the Fine: The Lord High Inquisitor...

Lodge: [voice-over] ... of the Grand Illuminated Holy Order of Therin.

Flynn the Fine: [pause] What he said! Hail.

[after Sir Osric has looked away so Drazuul could be tortured]

Flynn the Fine: Total waffle for the paladin!

Sir Osric: [sad] I feel dirty.

Flynn the Fine: Hey baby, want to tune my mandolin.