Flower Quotes in Without a Paddle (2004)

Dan Mott: [as Flower is lovingly attending to him] I'm very good at giving a back massage... so if you wanna roll down those stockings I could give you one.

Flower: Stockings?

Dan Mott: Uh, leg warmers?

Flower: [shows Dan one of her very hairy legs] I'm all natural.

[Flower giggles]

Dan Mott: Supernatural.

Flower: My name is Flower.

Butterfly: You may call me Butterfly.

Flower: And if you're from the logging company you'll have to speak to our lawyers!

Tom Marshall: [whispers to Jerry] If you look to your left you can totally see their downstairs.

Jerry Conlaine: [calling] Uh, we're not, we're not from the logging company.

Flower, Butterfly: [smiling and putting two fingers up] Peace!

Jerry Conlaine, Tom Marshall, Dan Mott: H-hey! Peace!

Dan Mott: [lying in a bed] So happy right now.

[the camera pans out, revealing Flower lying next to Dan]

Flower: [lovingly] That was really... really beautiful.

[Dan smiles and Flower moves closer and kisses him]

Flower: [lovingly holding Dan] Hmmm will you get the light hon'?

Dan Mott: Oh... yeah.

[Dan turns the light off using his foot]

Flower: [kindly] You're so good at that now.

[Dan giggles]

Jerry Conlaine: How do you guys get supplies?

Flower: When we need supplies, we radio the Earthchild Support Network.

Jerry Conlaine: [encouraged] Radio? You guys have a *radio*?

Butterfly: Yeah. We haven't used it since that last big thunderstorm. Remember that Flower?

Flower: [smiling] Oh my god. That thunderstorm was *so* spiritual. Earthchild's limbs were waving and heaving back and forth like she was dancing to the rhythm of the thunder. It was like, BAM! BAM! BAM! Full on... fanatric... orgasm.

Jerry Conlaine: So where is this radio?

Dan Mott: Tree had an orgasm?

[Butterfly gets up and excitedly holds Flower's hands]

Flower: [excited] We danced naked in the storm all night!

Butterfly: [excited] And then held each other soaking wet until the morning. The rain is like a drug, it just makes you wanna...

Dan Mott: What? Makes you wanna what?

[Butterfly and Flower look at each other and giggle]

Flower: [about two birds fluttering around] Well! What's the matter with them?

Thumper: Why are they acting that way?

Friend Owl: Why, don't you know? They're twitterpated.

Flower, Thumper, Bambi: Twitterpated?

Friend Owl: Yes. Nearly everybody gets twitterpated in the springtime. For example: you're walking along, minding your own business. You're looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when all of a sudden, you run smack into a pretty face. Woo-woo! You begin to get weak in the knees. Your head's in a whirl. And then you feel light as a feather; and before you know it, you're walking on air. And then you know what? You're knocked for a loop, and you completely lose your head!

Thumper: Gosh. That's awful.

Flower: Gee whiz.

Bambi: Terrible!

Friend Owl: And that ain't all. It can happen to anybody. So you'd better be careful.

[points at Bambi]

Friend Owl: It could happen to you...

[points at Thumper]

Friend Owl: ...and you, and...

[Flower looks at Owl shyly]

Friend Owl: Yes, it could even happen to you!

Thumper: Well, it's not gonna happen to me.

Bambi: Me neither.

Flower: Me neither.

Flower: [after a turtle bites Ronno on the nose and won't let go] See? I told you turtles were scary.

Thumper: Being brave is easy.

Bambi: It is?

Thumper: Sure, watch this. Argh!

Flower: I think he's got a hairball.

Thumper: No, silly. I'm being brave. All you got to do is be scarier than whatever's scaring you.

Thumper: I'm a mountain lion! Roar!

Bambi: I'm a... I'm a bear! Maaa!

Flower: I'm a turtle. Rrrr!

[pause]

Flower: What? Turtles are so scary.

Owl: [about Bambi and Faline] Ugh. Twitterpated.

Flower: What's "twitterpated"?

Owl: Oh, I'll, uh, tell you when you're older.