Flakfizer Quotes in Brain Donors (1992)

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Flakfizer Quotes:

  • Flakfizer: Lillian, I could make love to you right here.

    Lillian Oglethorpe: Roland, let's keep this professional.

    Flakfizer: Fine. I'll charge you fifty bucks a pop.

  • Volare: My dance shoes are in the Louvre in Paris.

    Flakfizer: Big deal. Last year I left a raincoat in Cleveland.

  • Jacques: Are you Roland T. Flakfizer?

    Flakfizer: That all depends. Do I owe you money?

    Jacques: No.

    Flakfizer: In a drunken stupor, did I promise to marry you?

    Jacques: No.

    Flakfizer: Then I'm your man!

  • Flakfizer: Let's step outside and settle this like men!

    Lazlo: We are outside.

    Flakfizer: OK, let's step inside and settle it like women.

  • Flakfizer: [Talking on cellular phone] How did the market close? Uh-huh. Well, roll over my amalgamated, split my utilities, and double my capital venture overlays. Now call me in an hour, and tell me what the hell I'm talking about!

  • Rocco Melonchek: [checking Mrs. Oglethorpe's pulse] I don't feel a thing. This woman is dead!

    Flakfizer: You're holding *his* wrist!

    Rocco Melonchek: Then this man is dead!

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