Fishman Quotes in Bushwhacked (1995)

Fishman: Sir, would it be ok if we called you Spider?

Max: Why the h - - would you wanna call me that?

Gordy: Because it's your nick name.

Max: Well fine then. Call me Spider!

Fishman: Spider. Spider. Spider!

Max: WHAT?

Fishman: How come your nick name's Spider?

Max: Because I once killed a kid who called me Spider, one time too many!

Fishman: Yeah, but how could he call you Spider one time too many if your nick name wasn't already Spider?

[making smoke signals]

Fishman: Ok, it's two longs and one short. No, no, no, stop. Stop wait. Two shorts and one long.

Barnhill: Oh great! What are we supposed to do, cross that letter out?

[looking at a Playboy]

Ralph: Whoa! Whoa! Let me see. I bet you've never seen anything like this before, huh, Barnhill. You probably don't even know about the birds and the bees, you butthead.

Kelsey: Oh, and you do?

Ralph: Yeah. That's right, I do.

Kelsey: Oh yeah? Go ahead and explain it to us.

Ralph: Well, I... Uh, I know it's about making babies. And I know it takes a man *and* a woman to make it work right. And that they both have to go into a room. And they both take their shirts off.

Fishman: No! No, no, no. The man doesn't have to take his shirt off. Just the woman!

Fishman: Well guys, we gotta start a fire. Better start looking for pinecones.

Max: Pinecones?

Fishman: It says in the manual, whenever your camp is surrounded by green wood, always use pinecones to start your fire.

Max: If the manual told you to stick your wiener in a light-socket, would you do it?

Max: Let me tell you something, honey. There's nothing wrong with being afraid.

Fishman: Spider, I'm afraid, too.

Max: Shut up, you gutless worm! I'm talkin' to her!

Kelsey: Oh my God, we're trapped with a murderer!

Gordy: A psycho murderer!

Fishman: I don't think they cover that in here

[the scout manual]

Fishman: .

Bolan: So I'm in a little green closet with Big Butt magazine, suspecting that my semen isn't potent, and you want me to leave it on the shelf?

Bolan: So I, I left it on the shelf.

Fishman: Whad'ya do with the magazine?