Fisherman Quotes in Death Race 2000 (1975)

Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: Hey cornball, what's the fastest way through here?

Fisherman: Well, the way we do it is we get a bulldozer and plow right through there.

Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: No, I mean what's the fastest way from here to Albuquerque?

Fisherman: You gotta go back to the main highway, really.

Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: That was more than 45 minutes!

Fisherman: I've seen you before. I'm one of your greatest fans, you know that? I've followed all the races. I have pictures of you all over the outhouse. I even named my favorite dog after you, Mr. Frankenstein, I did.

Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: You lousy stinking dirtball... you've got two seconds to live!

Fisherman: [annoyed by Fuchida's planes flying past him during a training flight] Navy pilots attract geisha girls, but they frighten the fish!

Fisherman: A hero, eh?

[indicates his meal, an eel that was sucking blood out of Beowulf's leg]

Fisherman: A hero for supper.

[laughs]

Fisherman: Well don't my shit shine.

Fisherman: You come back here! Lady, you come back here! Lady, you come back!

Sylvie: He always does that. If he thinks someone's watching him, he just carries on even more.

Fisherman: Come back here!

Sylvie: Pitiful. He's gonna have a heart attack someday.

Ruth: It must be his boat.

Sylvie: Either that or he's some kind of lunatic. I'm certainly not going back to find out.

Fisherman: All these wars aren't going to change the color of this tea.