Fish Quotes in The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015)

[from trailer]

Fish: Alright, all secondary characters, come with me.

Crowd: [Regarding King Neptune] BALD! BALD BALD! BALD! BALD!

Fish: MY EYES!

Mr. Eugene H. Krabs: [final scene] Mr. Squidward, front and center! I think we both know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin.

Squidward Tentacles: I couldn't agree more, sir.

Fish: Hooray for SpongeBob!

[Crowd cheers]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it.

Squidward Tentacles: I think I know what it is. After going on your life-changing journey, you now realise that you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you really wanted was inside you all along.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Are you crazy? I was just going to say that your fly was down. Manager! This is the greatest day of my LIFE!

SpongeBob SquarePants: Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

King Neptune: You don't understand. The crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And, uh, between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, Your Majesty, I'm sure it's not that noticea...

[Sees Neptune's bald head]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Bald! Bald! Bald!

Crowd: BALD! BALD BALD! BALD! BALD!

Fish: MY EYES!

King Neptune: All right, all right!

Sebastian: Down here all the fish is happy / As off to the waves they roll / The fish on the land ain't happy / They sad 'cause they in the bowl / But fish in the bowl is lucky / They in for a worser fate / One day when the boss get hungry.

Fish: Guess who gonna be on the plate?

Jerry Hickfang: Hey, Fish.

Fish: Hey Jerry, how you doin', man?

Jerry Hickfang: Well, I'm a little bit bummed.

Fish: No duh, she stood you up!

Jerry Hickfang: I'm sure there's a reason.

Fish: I sure hope so. Wish I could help you Jerry... uuh, but I'm just a fish.

Fish: Gut shots are the worst. THE worst!

Fish: Tastes like Gibbons piss!