First Spy Quotes in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

[the two spies are thrown off the baron's blimp and into the sea]

Second Spy: What do we do now?

First Spy: Start swimming!

Second Spy: I can't swim!

First Spy: Then start drowning!

[the First Spy swims away]

Baron Bomburst: [a volice over the portable radio transmitter] Jawohl?

First Spy: This is "X" speaking.

[faint squealing static]

Baron Bomburst: Shrecks?

First Spy: "X"!

Baron Bomburst: Lex?

First Spy: [becoming pompously frustrated that his own accomplice can't remember/understand who he is] EX! As in...

[feverishly tries to think of a suitable word to use as an example of pronunciation]

Second Spy: [hastily offering a helpful suggestion] Eggs and bacon.

First Spy: [nodding in agreement] Eggs and BAY-KUHN! Send transport immediately!

First Spy: Now then, vhere are we?

Second Spy: I have here a map.

First Spy: [seizing the map] I know WHERE we are, stupid!

[throws down the map]

First Spy: We are in England! And vhen we are in England, what do we do?

Second Spy: We play cricket.

First Spy: We play cric... No! We dress like Englishmen!

First Spy, Second Spy: A-ha!

First Spy: [dressed in an outfit that the English wore in India] Remarkable veather we are having for zhe time of zhe year, do you not think so, Cuthbort?

Second Spy: [dressed in the same outfit] Indubita-ba-bly, Basil.

First Spy: Calacatacatus Potts... Inventor!