Fireman Quotes in Time Bandits (1981)

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Fireman Quotes:

  • Fireman: This is what started it. Left the Sunday joint cooking all night, didn't we?

    Kevin's Mother: Sunday joint? It's Thursday.

  • The Conductor: Caribou Crossing?

    Engineer: I make this herd to be at least a 100,000, maybe even a million. It's going to be hours before they clear this track!

    Fireman: A tough nut to crack!

    The Conductor: Boy, we are in some serious jelly!

    Engineer: And jam!

    Fireman: Tight spot!

    Engineer: Up a creek!

    Fireman: Up a tree!

    Engineer: In the grass!

    Fireman: I'll tell you what's grass...

  • Fireman: It's a 23!

    [False alarm]

    Fireman: You'll get your summons in the mail. Let your wife cook!

  • Amber Atkins: [Running onto the scene of her and her mom's blown up trailer home] Mom? MOM?

    Fireman: Whoa, whoa, whoa... you family?

    Loretta: No, she's just yelling, "Mom, mom," because she has Tourettes! She's Annette's kid dipshit.

  • [a bunch of cops and fireman run into Mooby's and see the "interspecies erotica"]

    Fireman: What the fuck?

    [the donkey brays as the Police Officer sees Randal's "Porch Monkey 4 Life" shirt]

    Officer: [shouting] PORCH MONKEY?

    Randal Graves: Oh, no no, it's cool, I'm taking it back.

  • Fireman: Ma'am, were you aware that your car was on fire?

    [Bernadine nods her head while smoking a cigarette]

    Fireman: Ma'am, did you start this fire?

    [she puffs smoke and plainly looks at him]

    Fireman: You know, it's against the law to burn anything except trash in your yard.

    Bernadine Harris: [flicks off ashes from her cigarette] It is trash.

    Fireman: Look, this is a nice area. Luckily, a neighbor cared enough. Listen, the next time you want to burn something...

    Bernadine Harris: It won't happen again.

    [she shuts the door in his face]

  • [the fire crew's net had been accidentally broken by Alonzo Hawk during their attempt to rescue him]

    Fireman: I told you we needed a new one.

    Fire Chief: You told me? What do you think I've been telling the town council? How am I supposed to buy a new net without an appropriation?

    Fireman: Well, don't get hot. I only mentioned it.

    Fire Chief: Well, you just keep the kinks out of the fire hose. That's all I want from you. I'm the Chief!

  • Fireman: We've got better things to do with taxpayers money.

    Bob: I'm sorry, when I get to the top I just lost me nerve.

    Terry Collier: Keeps your hand in doesn't it, better than polishing your bell up all afternoon.

  • Fireman: [the Book Woman is given 10 seconds to get out of the house] 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9...

    Book Lady: Nine elevenths are ninety-nine, nine twelfths are a hundred and eight, nine thirteens are a hundred and seventeen, nine fourteenths are a hundred and twenty-six.

  • The Captain: What's going on?

    Fireman: This house has been condemned, it's to be burnt with the books immediately.

    The Captain: Burning the books is one thing, burning the house is another altogether.

  • [fire department arrives when Niles' washing machine overflows]

    Fireman: There's no fire?

    Adam J. Niles: Well if I hollered "Soap!" who'd come?

  • Fireman: Those who find the blooming ferns, enjoy perfect sexual union, unendurable ecstasy, indefinitely prolonged.

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