Fire Marshal Quotes in Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

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Fire Marshal Quotes:

  • Angry Villager: There must be another way of doing the credits.

    Fire Marshal: That's right. Every time they make a Robin Hood movie, they burn our village down!

  • Fire Marshal: Pretty cheap, Conehead.

  • Craig: I don't know how I'd feel about having some poor bastard work for free.

    Doug: It's un-American.

    Fire Marshal: No, you gotta trust me on this one. I mean, he wouldn't mind. Not like when his wife of seventeen years, who he treated like a goddess, left him for Tom at Myspace.com.

    Craig: It kind of sounds like your friend might be gay.

    Fire Marshal: Why? You gay? Nice apron.

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