Fionan Quotes in The Bachelor Weekend (2013)

Ruth: So what about hens in general? Or my hen? Such as some stupid needless ritual?

Fionan: Oh, er, no babe. I would happily go on your hen.

Ruth: You want to go on my hen?

Big Kevin: Okay Fionan. One of my favourite things to do is have sex with men. And even for me that's a bit too gay.

Fionan: Yea. No. No way. No stags. Sorry.

Big Kevin: Fionan, have you ever even been on a stag?

Fionan: [nods his head, then hesitates] No.

Big Kevin: So not even a weekend walk?

Fionan: I don't enjoy being in exclusive male company for long periods. There's something forced about it. And false. All that banter. I just, I mean, under what other circumstances would we five ever agree to be in a tent, in the shitting rain, in mid November, all for the sake of some needless ritual?