Finnis Everglot Quotes in Corpse Bride (2005)

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Finnis Everglot Quotes:

  • Victoria Everglot: Hildegard, what if Victor and I don't like each other?

    Maudeline Everglot: Hmpf! As if that has anything to do with marriage. Do you suppose your father and I "like" each other?

    Victoria Everglot: Surely you must, a little.

    Maudeline EverglotFinnis Everglot: Of course not!

  • [Bonejangles creeps up behind Finnis; his eye falls into Finnis' bowl]

    Finnis Everglot: There's an eye in me soup.

  • [Victor has snuck away from the Corpse Bride to find Victoria and listens to the arguing Everglots]

    Finnis Everglot: If ever I see that Van Dort boy, I'll strangle him with my bare hands!

    Maudeline Everglot: Your hands are too fat, and his neck is too thin. You'll have to use a rope.

  • Finnis Everglot: [as corpses run amuck] If my grandfather Everglot could see this, he'd be turning in his grave.

    Grandfather Everglot: Finis.

    [next to a portrait of himself in life]

    Grandfather Everglot: Where do you keep the spirits?

    [shakes wine glass]

    Finnis EverglotMaudeline: AAAAAAAHHHH!

  • Maudeline Everglot: [speaking] Marriage is a partnership, a little tit for tat; you'd think a lifetime watching us

    [singing]

    Maudeline Everglot: might have taught her that, might have taught her that.

    Finnis Everglot: Everything must be perfect.

    Maudeline Everglot: Everything must be perfect.

    Maudeline EverglotFinnis Everglot: Everything must be perfect, perfect!

    Maudeline EverglotFinnis EverglotNell Van DortWilliam Van Dort: That's why everything/every last everything/every single tiny microscopic little thing must go... According to plan!

  • Maudeline Everglot: [singing] It's a terrible day.

    Finnis Everglot: Now, don't be that way.

    Maudeline Everglot: It's a terrible day for a wedding.

    Finnis Everglot: It's a sad, sad state of affairs we're in.

    Maudeline Everglot: That has led to this ominous wedding.

    Finnis Everglot: How could our family have come to this?

    Maudeline EverglotFinnis Everglot: To marry off our daughter to the nouveau riches?

    Maudeline Everglot: They're so common.

    Finnis Everglot: So coarse.

    Maudeline Everglot: Oh it couldn't be worse!

    Finnis Everglot: Couldn't be worse? I'm afraid I disagree. They could be land-rich bankrupt aristocracy without a penny to their name. Just like you and me.

    Maudeline Everglot: [speaking] Oh, dear!

    Maudeline EverglotFinnis Everglot: [singing] And that's why everything, every last little thing, every single tiny microscopic little thing must go...

    Maudeline Everglot: According to plan!

    Finnis Everglot: Our daughter will wed.

    Maudeline Everglot: According to plan!

    Finnis Everglot: And our family led...

    Maudeline EverglotFinnis Everglot: From the depths of deepest poverty...

    Maudeline Everglot: To the noble realm...

    Finnis Everglot: Of our ancestry.

    Maudeline EverglotFinnis Everglot: And who would've guessed in a million years, that our daughter with the face...

    Finnis Everglot: Of an otter in disgrace...

    Maudeline EverglotFinnis Everglot: Would provide our tickets to our rightful place?

  • Finnis Everglot: [to Victor, who wants to put out the fire on Mrs. Everglot's dress] Out of the way, you ninny!

  • Maudeline Everglot: Good heavens, Finis, what should we do?

    Finnis Everglot: Fetch me musket!

  • Maudeline Everglot: [to Finnis] Smile, darling, smile.

    Finnis Everglot: Well, hello. What a pleasure. Welcome to our home.

    Nell Van Dort: Oh, thank you.

    Maudeline Everglot: We'll be taking tea in the west drawing room. Oh, do come this way. It's just through there.

  • Finnis Everglot: Marvelous news. There will be a wedding after all.

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