Finkelhoff - the Tailor Quotes in It Happened on Fifth Avenue (1947)

Michael J. 'Mike' O'Connor: [to Trudy] Well, pay him the money. Let's get... Wait a minute, wait a minute. How much will you allow me for these?

Finkelhoff - the Tailor: Well, $6.

Michael J. 'Mike' O'Connor: Six dollars for a brand-new tailor-made outfit?

Finkelhoff - the Tailor: Your suit is all wool.

Michael J. 'Mike' O'Connor: Why, certainly, it's all wool.

Finkelhoff - the Tailor: Oh... That's bad.

Michael J. 'Mike' O'Connor: Wool is bad?

Finkelhoff - the Tailor: Look, when the moths are hearing I got here an all-wool suit... one moth tells the other. They're coming for a banquet. They're bringing their friends. Pretty soon, I got here a moth convention. A spray gun I gotta buy, insecticide I gotta buy... all night long, I am staying and spraying. I'm not coming home. My wife is getting mad. She's leaving for Reno. She's getting a divorce. What am I getting? Custody of the moths. Alimony I am paying. Payments I'm missing. To jail I'm going. My business I'm losing. I'm a bum. All because you are bringing in here an all-wool suit.

Michael J. 'Mike' O'Connor: [to Trudy] Pay him quick before he names me correspondent.