Finch Quotes in Batman Begins (2005)

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  • Finch: Falcone has half the city bought and paid for. Drop it.

    Rachel Dawes: How can you say that?

    Finch: Because as much as I care about getting Falcone, I care more about you.

    [Rachel kisses Finch lightly on the cheek]

    Rachel Dawes: That's sweet... but we've been through all that.

  • Finch: Who was he?

    Evey Hammond: He was Edmond Dant├ęs... and he was my father. And my mother... my brother... my friend. He was you... and me. He was all of us.

  • V: [Disguised as William Rookwood, meeting with Inspector Finch] Our story begins, as these stories often do, with a young up-and-coming politician. He's a deeply religious man and a member of the conservative party. He is completely single-minded convictions and has no regard for the political process. Eventually, his party launches a special project in the name of 'national security'. At first, it is believed to be a search for biological weapons and it is pursued regardless of its cost. However, the true goal of the project is power, complete and total hegemonic domination. The project, however, ends violently... but the efforts of those involved are not in vain, for a new ability to wage war is born from the blood of one of their victims. Imagine a virus - the most terrifying virus you can, and then imagine that you and you alone have the cure. But if your ultimate goal is power, how best to use such a weapon? It is at this point in our story that along comes a spider. He is a man seemingly without a conscience; for whom the ends always justify the means and it is he who suggests that their target should not be an enemy of the country but rather the country itself. Three targets are chosen to maximize the effect of the attack: a school, a tube station, and a water-treatment plant. Several hundred die within the first few weeks. Until at last the true goal comes into view. Before the St. Mary's crisis, no one would have predicted the outcome of the elections. No one. But after the election, lo and behold, a miracle. Some believed that it was the work of God himself, but it was a pharmaceutical company controlled by certain party members made them all obscenely rich. But the true genius of the plan was the fear. A year later, several extremists are tried, found guilty, and executed while a memorial is built to canonize their victims. Fear became the ultimate tool of this government. And through it our politician was ultimately appointed to the newly created position of High Chancellor. The rest, as they say, is history.

    Finch: Can you prove any of this?

    V: Why do you think I'm still alive?

    Finch: Right. We'd like to take you into protective custody, Mr. Rookwood.

    V: Oh, I'm sure you would. But if you want that recording, you'll do what I tell you to do. Put Creedy under 24 hour surveillance. When I feel safe that he can't pick his nose without you knowing, I'll contact you again. Until then, cheerio.

    Finch: Rookwood. Why didn't you come forward before? What were you waiting for?

    V: For you, Inspector. I needed you.

  • Dominic: What do you think will happen?

    Finch: What usually happens when people without guns stand up to people *with* guns.

  • Finch: One thing is true of all governments - their most reliable records are tax records.

  • Finch: The problem is, he knows us better than we know ourselves. That's why I went to Larkhill, last night.

    Dominic: But that's outside quarantine.

    Finch: I had to see it. There wasn't much left. But when I was there it was strange. I suddenly had this feeling that everything was connected. It's like I could see the whole thing, one long chain of events that stretched all the way back before Larkhill. I felt like I could see everything that happened, and everything that is going to happen. It was like a perfect pattern, laid out in front of me. And I realised we're all part of it, and all trapped by it.

    Dominic: So do you know what's gonna happen?

    Finch: No, it was a feeling. But I can guess. With so much chaos, someone will do something stupid. And when they do, things will turn nasty. And then Sutler will be forced to do the only thing he knows how to do. At which point, all V needs to do is keep his word. And then...

    [Dominoes collapse with TV footages showing conflicts between rioting citizens and the anti-riot police]

  • Finch: Why are you doing this?

    Evey Hammond: Because he was right.

    Finch: About what?

    Evey Hammond: That this country needs more than a building right now. It needs hope.

  • Finch: If our own government was responsible for the deaths of almost a hundred thousand people... would you really want to know?

  • Little Glasses Girl: [camera follows many BFC trucks delivering packages to front doors all over London] I'll get it.

    BFC courier: [at Finch's door] Eric Finch?

    Finch: Yeah.

    Finch: [opens box: One of V's Guy Fawkes masks is inside, along with a spare costume] Bloody hell...

    Finch: [at police HQ] How many went out?

    Dominic: So far we count eight box cars: several hundred *thousand* at least.

    Finch: Christ.

    Sutler: [cut to shot of little girl playing in street wearing V's costume] I want anyone caught with one of those masks arrested!

    Convenience Store V: [man wearing a V mask is robbing a convenience store] Give me the money! Give me the fucking money!

    Dominic: [police HQ: all phones are ringing off the hook] We're under siege here, the whole city's gone mad!

    Finch: [dawning realization] This is exactly what he wants.

    Dominic: What?

    Convenience Store V: Anarchy in the UK!

    [fires gun into air]

    Finch: Chaos.

  • [Finch looks out his window on the morning of November 4]

    Finch: Tonight's your big night. Are you ready for it?... Are we ready for it?

  • Dascomb: Do you have any idea how long it would take to rebuild this facility?

    Finch: Do you have any idea what you're doing?

  • Finch: Bring it, dickface.

    Mr. Frank: That's the spirit.

  • Stifler's Mom: I got some scotch.

    Finch: Single malt?

    Stifler's Mom: Aged eighteen years. The way I like it.

  • Finch: [Watching Jim's strip tease over the Internet] Did not just take out that chair.

    Kevin: Yup, he took out the chair.

  • Kevin: [watching Jim and Nadia over the Internet] He's pullin' out the porn.

    Finch: He's desperate. Jim, just wait till she leaves.

  • Jim: [Nadia takes off her underwear] Holy shit.

    Finch: HOLY SHIT!

    Garage Band MemberGarage Band MemberGarage Band Member: [together] Holy shit

    Enthusiastic Guy: [enthusiastically] Holy shit!

  • Finch: [covering his eyes] Tell me he did not just get out the chair.

    Kevin: He got out the chair.

  • Finch: God bless the Internet.

  • [Deleted Scene. The boys sit by the lockers]

    Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: She's a college chick.

    Jim: Cassanova!

    Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Debbie.

    Steve Stifler: Bullshit - from where?

    Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: She works part-time at my dad's store.

    Steve Stifler: Yeah right Oz, I bet it's more like your dad works at her store.

    Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Dude, come on, he does not.

    Kevin: Really Stifler, he's the manager.

    Steve Stifler: Hey, I'm not making fun - I'm fucking impressed! I mean, "Hi, six inch or foot-long, white or wheat?" - that's some serious shit to master!

    Kevin: Stifler, you're such an asshole!

    Steve Stifler: [chuckles] Myers... I mean, what's the deal with you and Vicky anyways? I mean you guys have been going since homecoming for God's sakes and all she's do is blow you? Shit, I'd drop her like a steaming turd!

    Finch: Do you commonly grasp warm pieces of stool?

    Steve Stifler: I do when I'm throwing them at your mom, you damn freak!

  • [Deleted Scene. The boys are in Dog Years]

    Jim: Guys guys guys - here's an easy one, okay: "Attractive single white female, fun-loving, youthful mind seeks outgoing companion". Okay; Attractive: ugly.

    Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Fun Loving: Insane.

    Kevin: Okay, 'unlisted age' plus 'youthful mind' equals 'Old'.

    Jim: No, no no no - 'Charming' is old; 'Older' is really old; 'Youthful mind' is dead.

    Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yes, yes.

    [High-fives with Jim]

    Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: [to Finch] You're still eating that damn imitation hot dog?

    Finch: It's not an imitation. Removing the actual 'dog' from the Ultra Dog makes a better hot dog.

    [Holds up a roll full of salad, onion and mustard]

    Finch: Behold Ultra Dog - No dog.

  • [Deleted Scene. Kevin enters to see Finch drinking mochachino]

    Kevin: Finch, get to the bathroom, now!

    Finch: Easy tiger, what's in there?

    Kevin: Just go.

    Finch: And why is this?

    Kevin: Listen, you're going to shit your pants.

    Finch: [snorts] That's charming.

    Finch: Look, Stifler slipped some sort of laxative in your coffee and it's fast acting - really fast.

    Finch: Listen, Kevin, you know first of all it's mochachino... Oh... Oh!

    [Finch runs from the room]

  • [Deleted scene. The boys are in Dog Years]

    Finch: Is that legal? Can you do that?

    Jim: I did it. Don't care.

    Kevin: Maybe we'll just have to call you two-ply.

    Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: I personally enjoyed the double-bagging part myself.

    Jim: Well I'm very happy to entertain you Oz. So how you doing Kev, you okay?

    Kevin: [pauses] Yeah.

  • Finch: So, ah, would you object if I said you were quite striking?

    Stifler's Mom: Mister Finch, are you trying to seduce me?

    Finch: Yes ma'am, I am.

  • [Deleted scene. The boys are at the prom]

    Finch: All right, all right - I'm here for your dumb meeting.

    Kevin: So, status check...

    Chuck Sherman: Boys, boys, boys. I'm on the offensive, the Sherman tank is going back in, locked on target, flying in stealth mode under enemy sex radar, ready to make the payload - again.

  • Kevin: Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?

    Finch: Not us, our generation, we were more mature.

    Steve Stifler: Check it out vagina shark.

    [goes under water, girls scream]

    Finch: I take that back.

  • Finch: How is your mother, Stifler?

    Steve Stifler: You stay away from my mom, shitbricks!

  • [Stifler and Finch are fighting after Stifler found Finch in his mom's room]

    Jim: Okay, guys, we went through this last summer, all right? Finch got a black eye and Stifler got six stitches

    Stifler: Cause he fuckin' bit me!

    Finch: You touch me, I bite.

  • [last lines]

    Finch: Oh, Jeanine, Jeanine!

    Stifler's Mom: Call me Stifler's Mom.

    Finch: [orgasmic noise] STIFLER'S MO-O-O - OM!

  • [talking to a picture of Stifler's Mom ]

    Finch: How did you do that magic you did?

  • [the two "lesbians" are making the guys give each other hand jobs]

    Stifler: Its okay. Its okay. I know what I have to do.

    [starts undoing his shorts]

    Stifler: I have to keep this party going. I'm taking one for the team.

    [Finch and Jim run away]

    Finch: I AM NOT TOUCHING THAT.

    Jim: PUT THAT THING AWAY STIFLER.

    Stifler: What's wrong with you guys? We almost had them. Why can't you guys be team players, huh? I was the one doing all the sacrificing.

  • Finch: Go Fish

    Kevin: Finch, we're playing gin!

    Finch: Oh, well... gin

  • Finch: [takes out a notebook] You might give me the names of all the other boys you know, that you go out with.

    Suzy: All of them? I hope you've got plenty of paper.

    Finch: Well, I could believe there'd be a long list.

    Suzy: Oh, Mr Finch!

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