Film Studio Gate Guard Quotes in Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)

Film Studio Gate Guard: [advances toward's Ernest's truck to see what is under the tarp in back] I'd better have a look.

Ernest P. Worell: [disguised as a snake rancher, referring to the venomous "snakes" under the tarp] Careful, now... them be "pisin"!

[lunges at the guard, who gasps and winces]

Ernest P. Worell: "Pisin" snakes! One minute, you be a strappin' young man like yerself, an' the next...

[imitates a snake's fangs with his fingers]

Ernest P. Worell: SNAP!

[swipes his "fangs" at the guard, who again gasps and winces]

Ernest P. Worell: Yer dead meat!