Film Director Quotes in Water (1985)
Film Director Quotes:
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Film Director: Ok, when the rebell comes in, I'm gonna need a lot of reactions. Get me France, get me England, get me the US, get me Russia. Who's that? Sweden? Forget Sweden! They wouldn't react if the roof fell in.
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Film Director: That's... uh... Ringo Whosits. And George Whatsits. It's Whosits and Whatsits together again!
Television P.A.: Isn't that Eric Clapton?
Film Director: My God it's the Concert for Cascara!
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Film director: Smile!
Michael Arnold Travis: For what? There's nothing to smile about!
Film director: You don't have to have a reason. Just do it.
Michael Arnold Travis: But there's nothing to smile about.
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Lucy: [Lucy and Max are still in Rex's clutches] Who Do I have to screw to get off of this movie?
Film Director: [Max, as well as Rex's henchmen, all break character and eagerly raise their hands to volunteer] Come on Guys! Cut it!
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Film Director: Where's the bicycle?
Bruno Piermattei: I sold it.
Film Director: Sold it? But with those bicycle wheels, you were supposed to make a wheelchair for your paralyzed father.
Bruno Piermattei: My father's quite well.
Film Director: Too bad! He should have been hit by a truck while riding home from the factory with the chandelier on the handlebars and your mommy should be whoring to feed the family.
Bruno Piermattei: What's that?
Film Director: You wouldn't know. You're too little. You and your brother should be in the orphanage.
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