Film Director Quotes in Water (1985)

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Film Director Quotes:

  • Film Director: Ok, when the rebell comes in, I'm gonna need a lot of reactions. Get me France, get me England, get me the US, get me Russia. Who's that? Sweden? Forget Sweden! They wouldn't react if the roof fell in.

  • Film Director: That's... uh... Ringo Whosits. And George Whatsits. It's Whosits and Whatsits together again!

    Television P.A.: Isn't that Eric Clapton?

    Film Director: My God it's the Concert for Cascara!

  • Film director: Smile!

    Michael Arnold Travis: For what? There's nothing to smile about!

    Film director: You don't have to have a reason. Just do it.

    Michael Arnold Travis: But there's nothing to smile about.

  • Lucy: [Lucy and Max are still in Rex's clutches] Who Do I have to screw to get off of this movie?

    Film Director: [Max, as well as Rex's henchmen, all break character and eagerly raise their hands to volunteer] Come on Guys! Cut it!

  • Film Director: Where's the bicycle?

    Bruno Piermattei: I sold it.

    Film Director: Sold it? But with those bicycle wheels, you were supposed to make a wheelchair for your paralyzed father.

    Bruno Piermattei: My father's quite well.

    Film Director: Too bad! He should have been hit by a truck while riding home from the factory with the chandelier on the handlebars and your mommy should be whoring to feed the family.

    Bruno Piermattei: What's that?

    Film Director: You wouldn't know. You're too little. You and your brother should be in the orphanage.

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