Fetcher Quotes in Chicken Run (2000)

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  • [last lines]

    Nick: Here's a thought. Why don't we get an egg and start our own chicken farm? That way we'd have all the eggs we could eat.

    Fetcher: Right. We'll need a chicken, then.

    Nick: No... no, we'll need an egg. You have the egg first, that's where you get the chicken from.

    Fetcher: No, that's cobblers. If you don't have a chicken, where are you going to get the egg?

    Nick: From the chicken that comes from the egg.

    Fetcher: Yeah, but you have to have an egg to have a chicken.

    Nick: Yeah, but you've got to get the chicken first to get the egg, and then you get the egg... to get the chicken out of...

    Fetcher: Hang on. Let's go over this again?

  • Nick: [on the chickens' plane before take-off, pointing then crossing his arms to point] The exits are located here and here. In the quite likely event of an emergency, put your head between your knees...

    Fetcher: and kiss your bum goodbye!

  • Fetcher: Birds of a feather, flop together.

  • Fetcher: It's raining hen.

  • [Babs falls from they sky, nearly on their heads]

    Nick: What's this caper love?

    Babs: We're flying!

    Nick: [wryly] Obviously.

    [spots the intense attempts at flying]

    Nick: Flippin' 'ell! Look at this, Fetch.

    Fetcher: They're gonna kill themselves!

    [Beat]

    Fetcher: Wanna watch?

    Nick: [Ponders] Yeah, all right.

  • Nick: What are you sobbin' about, you nancy?

    Fetcher: Little moments like this, mate. It's what makes the job all worthwhile. Wanna dance?

    Nick: ...Yeah, all right.

  • [telling Rocky about a caper]

    Nick: We slipped into the farmer's room, all quiet like.

    Fetcher: Like a fish.

    Nick: Yeah, and we... "Like a fish"? You stupid norbert.

  • Rocky: Guys, you are without a doubt the sneakiest, most light-fingered thieving parasites I've ever met.

    Nick: [flattered] Oh, don't, don't. Stop it!

    Fetcher: I've gone bright red.

  • Nick: Imagine a world before chickens - a chickenless, eggless world...

    Fetcher: I am - and it's horrible.

  • Nick: Eggs from heaven.

    Fetcher: No! From her bum.

  • Ginger: We can't give you our eggs. They're too valuable.

    Nick: And so are we.

    [Packing up to leave]

    Nick: After you, Fetcher.

    Fetcher: ...After I what?

    Nick: Move!

  • [Bunty is about to be shot out of a slingshot]

    Fetcher: The tension's killing me.

    Nick: It's gonna kill her.

  • Ginger: We need some more things.

    Nick: Right you are, miss.

    [opens suitcase and pulls out thimbles]

    Nick: How about this quality, handcrafted tea set?

    Ginger: No, thanks.

    Fetcher: [holding a drain plug on a chain] Or this lovely necklace and pendant?

    Ginger: It's love...

    Nick: [holding a shuttlecock] Or this little number that's all the rage in the most fashionable coops in Paree? Simply pop it on like so...

    [pops it on Ginger's head, feathers side up]

    Nick: And as the French hens say, "Voilá!"

    Fetcher: That is French.

    Nick: It's two hats in one, miss. For parties...

    [turns shuttlecock over]

    Nick: For weddings. Oh, madame! This makes you look like a vision, like a dream.

    Fetcher: Like a duck!

  • Nick: [hearing of eggs] Right. Just like the ones that rooster was gonna lay. Only roosters don't lay eggs, do they?

    Fetcher: Don't they?

    Nick: No, it's a lady thing, apparently - ask your mum.

  • Nick: [of the radio] Well, here she is. Ask and you shall receive.

    Fetcher: That's Biblical.

    Nick: That's real craftmanship, is what it is. Solid as a rock.

    Fetcher: [Fbangs on it; a knob flies off and hits a chicken] It's supposed to do that.

  • Nick: We slipped into the farmer's room, all quiet like...

    Fetcher: Like a fish!

    Nick: Yeah, and we...

    [turns to Fetcher]

    Nick: "Like a fish"? You stupid norbert.

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