Fester Quotes in 3 Ninjas (1992)

Fester: Where are those little boogers? If I was a little booger, where would I be? Mom and Dad's room!

Fester: [while eating the pizza they stole] Y'know, we should save some of this for the kids we're nabbing.

Hammer: They're probably pretty nice kids.

Colt: [scene cuts] Where are all the weapons? The sling-shot, the knife throwers?

Fester: [aiming gun at clerk] Open up the cash register. That's right, dude, us three bone heads are sticking you up. Open up that register before I have to get nasty.

[Pager goes off]

Fester: Excuse me, sir, could I please use your telephone?

Fester: Hey dude, what time does school get out?

Hammer: I don't know. I never stayed to the end.

Fester: Okay, Marcia Brady or Laurie Partridge?

Hammer: Rather do Laurie.

Fester: Cool. Okay, Cheryl Ladd or Farrah Fawcett?

Hammer: Tanya Roberts, dude.

Fester: Alright. Operation: Kick Butt is about to commence. Synchronize watches.

Hammer: What time is it?

Fester: I dunno, anybody got a watch?

Fester: First we feast. Then we Felony!

Fester: Marcus, score us some nacho chips and some radical salsa.

Marcus: Dude!

Fester: None of that green stuff.

Fester: This kidnapping is so much better than armed robbery.

Hammer: Yeah I never got a pizza on a robbery.

Fester: Okay, none of you little dudes move until those two dudes get back!

Fester: Okay little dude, we know you're in here somewhere. We don't wanna hurt you, we just wanna kidnap you.

Fester: I say we kill those little boogers!

Hammer: But like, I thought we wanted them alive.

Fester: I want *us* alive, dude!

Fester: Seems that providence has shined her light upon us boys. It's pizza time.

Fester: We got those little dudes now, Dudes.

Brown: Festin, don't screw this up or we'll have to kill ya.

Fester: Bummer.

Babysitter: Who is it?

Fester: Pizza, ma'am.

Babysitter: We didn't order any pizza!

Fester: Uh, some kids called. Yeah, and if you don't pay, we'll, uh, we'll T.P. your house.

The Dudes: [shove pizza in Babysitter's face] Surprise!

Fester: Well, my dangerous buds, tomorrow is another day. And those little dudes are ours. Slurpee?

Hammer: Radical!

Fester: Slurpee?

Marcus: Dude!

Fester: We're outta here.