Ferryman Quotes in Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)

Grover: [the Ferryman just burned the money he gave him] That was a Hundred and Seventy dollars!

Percy Jackson: Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. The drachma. The drachma!

[Percy give the Ferryman the drachmas]

Ferryman: Climb aboard.

Grover: Thanks for telling me, man, you're burning money. We're in a recession. That's treason.

Ferryman: Welcome to the underworld.

Percy Jackson: [Upon seeing objects floating by him] What is all this?

Ferryman: Scrap heap of human misery. Lost hopes and dreams. Wishes that never came true.

Arch: You're telling me! When I was out there swinging in the woods, I nearly crapped my pants.

Ferryman: What do you mean "nearly"?

Chaz: Arch? You browned your trou?

Arch: Well, uh... you know, I was...

Constable Potter: It's all right, Arch, they'll be out of the dryer soon.