Fern Quotes in Charlotte's Web (2006)
Fern Quotes:
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Mr. Arable: [Mr. Arable looks at pigs, finds a runt, a picks up ax]
Fern: What are you doing?
Mr. Arable: Nothing, now go back to bed.
Fern: You're not going to kill it, are you?
Mr. Arable: It's a runt.
-- Fern -
Mrs. Arable: [Fern was about to be on her way to Wilbur] Fern, you are not going to see that pig again. It's too late.
Fern: But he's expecting me.
Mrs. Arable: And I'm expecting you to finish your homework and go straight to bed.
Fern: But, mom, I always tell him good night.
Mrs. Arable: Not tonight.
Fern: He can't sleep if I don't.
-- Fern -
Mr. Arable: Fern, I'm really sorry, honey, but it's been long enough.
Fern: What?
Mr. Arable: Look, he's not a baby anymore. I can't have you keeping what will soon be a 300-pound pet around the house.
Fern: No. Can't he stay in the barn? Please, dad?
Mr. Arable: No.
Fern: Please?
Mr. Arable: No. Fern, look. You know I've been selling the animals to get the new harvesting equipment. Pretty soon, there's gonna be no place in the barn for a pig.
Fern: I promised I'd take care of him.
Mr. Arable: No. I'm letting you out of your promise.
Fern: I didn't promise you. I promised Wilbur.
-- Fern -
Julie: It's just weird how time erases things.
Fern: Time doesn't erase things, people erase things.
Julie: Yeah, people erase people.
-- Fern -
Courtney: I taught you to disrespect us?
Fern: You taught me to rule.
Courtney: That's right! Rule, bitch! But don't forget who made you!
-- Fern -
Courtney: You knew Liz Purr right?
Fern: I-I know of her
Courtney: "Knew" of her, past tense. She's dead Fern, she died. But we've got a bit of a problem because you know we did it. You heard us. That gives you a little something Fern, and it's called power. The power to tell, and you're the kind of girl that tells. A tattle-tale.
Marcie: A rat.
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Fern: The one in the green is Courtney. She was like Satan in heels.
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Fern: She's so evil... and she's only in high school!
-- Fern -
Miss Sherwood: Do you know a senior named Elizabeth Purr?
Fern: You mean the meow?
Miss Sherwood: Excuse me?
Fern: Liz is the cat's meow.
Miss Sherwood: ...I'm sure she is.
-- Fern -
Ernie: I think we better pull over, 'cause we need some gas soon.
Tommy Spinelli: Keep fucking driving.
Fern: Didn't I tell you to watch your fucking language?
-- Fern -
Tommy Spinelli: Where's Charlie?
Fern: Who are you?
Tommy Spinelli: I asked you a question, where the fuck is Charlie?
Fern: And I asked you a question, who the *fuck* are you?
-- Fern -
Annette: [goes to back of van to lie down and sees head] Oh my God! AAH! AHH! Another head! Oh my God! Help! Help!
Tommy Spinelli: Lady, lady, shut up!
Annette: I can't stand it! I'm losing my mind! Everywhere I look, there are heads! AAAAA!
Tommy Spinelli: Shut up lady, Jesus Christ! You're not the only person on the planet with problems, OK? Shut it! Jesus, what a head case.
Fern: Is that supposed to be a JOKE? Killer humor?
Annette: Looked like this guy I dated in high school, this Hugo... Hugo Porto. Eww.
[Head was actually the head of Hugo Porto]
-- Fern -
Tommy Spinelli: I thought I told that little son of a bitch to stay put!
Fern: So who are you? God? Why the hell should he listen to you?
-- Fern -
Laurie: Nana, they tortured him.
Fern: So what? A little castor oil down his gullet.
Annette: Uh!
Fern: A little electricity on his dillywhacker.
Annette: Uh!
Fern: Cat piss.
-- Fern -
[Family dinner, with Lorena and daughter as guests]
Heidi: [to her mother, Fern] Why are you apologizing to her? She's an unwed mother.
Fern: Well, better an unwed mother than just plain unwed.
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Heidi: [about Michael going in jail] Serves him right. I hope you rot there, fucking loser.
Fern: Heidi! That loser was almost your husband!
Heidi: Why can't you get it into your head he's a psychopath?
Fern: I'm *sure* he is. But he's also a very successful accountant.
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Fern: Are you Jewish?
Lorena: No, I'm Italian.
Fern: Same thing.
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Fern: You know Lou, when you have kids to raise, you yell.
-- Fern -
Heidi: I wanted to sing. And you made me feel like a fool.
Fern: Honey, it's not my fault if you felt like a fool. I *always* supported you. I only wanted you to be more realistic.
-- Fern
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