Ferguson Quotes in Bad Boys (1995)

Ferguson: [as Julie reaches into her bra for a hidden handcuff key] What you got an itch? I'd love to scratch it.

Julie Mott: [gives Ferguson the finger] Scratch this, okay?

Ferguson: Yeah I'll scratch anything you want to you blue-eyed bitch.

Julie Mott: Did you go to college?

Ferguson: Watch your fucking mouth.

[Ferguson is in traction]

Hector Dixon: How is your assistant?

[He indicates Mike, who is lying in a coma next to Ferguson]

Ferguson: They want to turn him off.

Hector Dixon: Hmm... perhaps that would be for the best.

Ferguson: No, he's been paid through the end of the month. And anyway, he's company.

Ferguson: [wakes up in the hospital, still in traction] Morning!

[No response from Mike, who is still in his coma]

Ferguson: Dear God, Mike... you were dull before.

Ferguson: [after manhandling Richie] It's my duty to protect him.

Herbert Cadbury: Yes,very well, Mr. Ferguson, but if you grab him like that again, it is YOU who will need protecting.

Herbert Cadbury: [in a tone of disgust and indignation as he and the rest of Richie's group are being herded into the molecular reorganizer] After all that this family has done for you, and this is how you behave?

Ferguson: [in a lightly-casual sarcastic tone] Well, yeah, so I guess I won't be getting that EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR AWARD, after all, eh?

Ferguson: Guess what, Professor? In 30 seconds, you won't even recognize your little friends anymore!

Bill Whitney: I wanna know what happened to Blanchard. And I wanna know what your did to my sister.

Ferguson: You know the schedule; first, we dine. Then, I fucked your sister. Then, everybody else got so turned on, they fucked her too. As far as big ol' breath Blanchard goes; I ran that low-rent fool right into a pole. Pretty busy week, don't you think?

James Farrington: Tell me, sir, to what do you acribe your great good health?

Ferguson: Hard liquor and soft women.

[they laugh]

Ferguson: What are you two trying to pin on the big bad?

Dewey Wilson: A murder case.

Ferguson: What? A hitman in a furcoat.

Ferguson: He seemed to come straight out of the glare of the sun. We never knew what hit us.

General Miles: Did he say anything?

Ferguson: He said it was a lot easier to kill men than it was to capture them. Next time, he'll stop us the easy way.

Ferguson: I trust that you know the sum of money that you are due, I don't positively trust your means of obtaining it.